yo ppl! been inactive for soo long

so in this game, strike out the things you have done.....

SO HERE MINEEE

Had a beer (i thinks its gonna burn...)
Smoked an entire cigarette (eww no thanks)
Written on a bathroom wall. (everywhere.. when I was a kid)
Read a George Orwell book. (Animal Farm, ew…)
Had a physical fight. (I punched a classmate.. she cried.. I just walked away and everyone was like YOU DID WHAT>?...)
Used Twitter. (not really.. just logged on)
Listened to Lady Gaga (I LVOE HER .. er I mean LOVE HER)
Been in a car accident. (nope)
Gotten suspended. (im too amazing to get suspended. All teachers love me!!!!!!)
Gotten expelled.
Been allergic to something. (stupid dust and light)
Got a computer virus. (hm… played some pc game.. and BOOM! VIRUSSSSSSSS)
Touched a real gun. (does laser tag count?)
Had a dog. (CHLOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Shes sleeping right now.. lol SHES SO ADORABLE AND FLUFFYYYYYYYYYYY)
Been pregnant. (ewwwwwwwww)
Camped out (noooooooope)
Swam in the ocean. (I cant swim.. sad truth.)
Wore a bikini (never happening)
Driven a car (do video games count?)
Been sent to the principal. (she was giving me MY STAR for being the topper in class.. but she told me to tidy my hair on stage T^T why doe everyone hate my hair?)
Ever liked someone. (amber….IS SO COOOOOOL)
Failed a class. (……. Never happening)
Failed a test. (id skipped a test once though….)
Went to summer school. (EEYUKS.. nopppeee)
Got worse than a D (hello! A grader here!)
Got A’s and B’s.
Read an entire book.
Recorded my own music.  (I make crazy stuff on my tab… I tried downloading softwares.. but VIRUSSSSSSSSSS)

Had an xbox. ( I FRIKKIN HAVE ONE AND I LOVE IT! XBOX FOR LIFEEE!!!!!!)
Worn heels more than 3 days in a row. (never had.. nor have)

Wore fishnets.
Wore skinny jeans. (that’s what I wear…)
Hated someone. (hate weird ppl in my skool)
Been cheated on. (wut:?)
Cheated on someone.
Practiced Christianity. 
Worn makeup.  (in kindergarten for some dance.. lol)
Lied to my parents about where I was going.
Had surgery. (wat plastic?)
Had my license.(would be cool driving a car.).
Self harmed.  (like I said im amaing)
Worn coloured contacts. (I WANNA TRY THOSE SHARINGAN OR RED EYES>> OOOOOOOOOOH)
Painted my nails black. (my black nail polish is all dried up now.. even if I do paint my nails it oesnt even last for a minute.. )
Broken someone’s heart. 
Had my heart broken. (im unbreakable..lol)
Cried for an hour straight. (I cry for stupid reasons.. that too rarely.. )
Lost something very valuable. (MY IPOD L)

Broken a bone. (nope im unbreakable. Lol )
Gotten stung by a bee. ( I hate bees. If I see one I’d either run away or smack it with something I find)
Eaten something bad/expired.  (lol noodles taste bad)
Threw up from being so drunk. (EWWWWWWWWWWW)
Saw someone throw up from being so drunk. (EWWWWWWWWer)
Danced with someone of the same .
Owned an ipod ( I LOST IT AND IIM CRYING! IVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND IT SINCE LAST YEAR! I HAVENT LOST JHOPE!)
Owned an iPhone. (not mine :\)

Fell for a best friend
Stole a friend’s significant other. (wat??)

Went far away from home for more than a week. (yup)
Moved out.
Ran away. (to where? Donut land?)
Had a job.
Been fired. (im too cool to be fired B|)
Lied to a friend.  (a lot.. they believe me..im so good at acting)
Lied to a family member.  (yes if its me being sarcastic)
Had a Facebook.
Posted a video on Youtube.( Nah)…
Started a rumor about someone.  (OMIGHERD YES.. AND IT SPREAD LIKE WILDFIRE IN A DAY! But everyone’s forgotten it now :3 .. and my friend still hates me for it..lol)
Talked bad about someone. (in front of their face :3)
Deliberately failed a test. (A GRADER IN THE HOUSE YO!)
Been skinny dipping.(?)
Counted to a million. (get a life ppl)
Counted to a thousand. (im not jobless..)
Ate rabbit meat. (nope)
Ate duck meat. (nope, nope and nope,, i love chicken though)
Had fast food. (that’s like.. almost everyday!)
Been to Church.  (nope)
Been to Canada. (I went to the Niagara falls thingie. So is it considered as going to Canada? Lol no)
Been married.
Had a divorce. (wat?)
Broke a glass. (I didn’t mean to….)
Hugged someone today. (the curtains.. lol i just walked into them)
Texted someone today. ( everyday business)
Received a phone call today. (for some stupid project at school)
Threw something out of the window. (OOOHOOO .. my cousins underwear..lol)

Ignored a text from someone. 
Wished you were somebody else.  (im so amaing my self,, why would I wanna be someone else?)
Had my feelings hurt by a friend and never told them. (nah im too amazing)
Been to a concert. (not really… some Mexican band came to our school..?)
Seen your favourite band live. (IF ONLY I COULD SEE SUJU)
Met a celebrity. ( lol some lame actors at a movie function and some weird singer at the Niagara falls)
Met your favourite band.(  i will one day... and that one day is coming.. sooon.....)
Own more than 10 CD’s.(HOPE I DID)