99 Questions no one asks you

1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?

Closed, I get all OCD when it isn't closed.


2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?

Hasn't everyone?


3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?

Jaysus, being tucked in makes me feel claustrophobic and then I start panicking and yeah....


4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?

Does a Construction sign count? 'Cause it was pissing me off that it was left on the sidewalk where I had to walk everyday to check the mail...


5: Do you like to use post-it notes?

For importnat things? No. But if you want me to stick them to every surface imaginable with stupid things written/drawn on them-


6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?

All. The. Time.

7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?

Why?


8: Do you have freckles?

Yep, they all center around my eyes tho and only recenlty popped up, but I has dem.


9: Do you always smile for pictures?

Does derping count?


10: What is your biggest pet peeve?

I have Misophonia, so...


11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?

No, but I time my thoughts to how I chew....Is that weird?


12: Have you ever peed in the woods?

Yeah, I used to live in Washington...*Shivers*


13: What about pooped in the woods?

No, that's what toilets are for.


14: Do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing?

Puh-lease, music is always playing in my head.


15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?

Depends - If I like them I don't, but if I hate them I'll gnaw the hell out of 'em.


16: How many people have you slept with this week?

Does my dog count?

17: What size is your bed?

Full.


18: What is your Song of the week?

Criminal - Framing Hanley


19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?

That's a terribly est question. And yes, it's more than okay for guys to wear wtf they want to.


20: Do you still watch cartoons?

Dude, who doesn't?


21: Whats your least favourite movie?

Anything with Leonardo Dicaprio.


22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?

Probably in an Urn I told people was my relative.


23: What do you drink with dinner?

Either Dr. Pepper or Unsweetend Ice Tea.


24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?

BBQ sauce or Ranch.


25: What is your favourite food?

Anything my Fam cooks.


26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?

Tombstone, Practical Magic, Hope Floats, The Blind Side, My Girlfriend is an Agent, Secretly Greatly, The Boondock Saints, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, etc.


27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?

Romantically? Uhm...My ex. 


28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?

I was a girl scout for three months and then got kicked out.


29: Would you ever strip or pose in a magazine?

Magazine? Maybe, but I have posed for other pictures lol

30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?

I frequently do it to relieve stress~


31: Can you change the oil on a car?

Give me a wrench and I can do anything....It's just succeeding thats the issue


32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?

Nope, but my Bro has.

33: Ever ran out of gas?

Twice, and they were both on rural roads that had my entire fam pissed off for years afterward.


34: Favorite kind of sandwich?

Ice cream~


35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?

French Toast.


36: What is your usual bedtime?

I dun have one, I havent since I was....14 I think?


37: Are you lazy?

On certain days, yeah/


38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?

So. Many. Things.


39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?

Pig, probably a sign of my obsession with Bacon...


40: How many languages can you speak?

Primarily English, but I've picked up some of Spanish, Hebrew, Yiddish, Korean, Japanese, French, German, Swedish, Russian, Mandarin, and a few more.


41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?

...I subscribed to Sports Illustrated....

42: Which are better Legos or Lincoln logs?

Legos! But Lincoln Logs were cool, too.


43: Are you stubborn?

Why you askin'?


44: Who is better…Leno or Letterman?

Fallon.

45: Ever watch soap operas?

Tellanovella's, because who doesn't love watching someone scream in Spanish every five minutes?

46: Are you afraid of heights?

Yeah, but I also have the need to jump from them so I try to stay away from them.


47: Do you sing in the car?

Yes, because why not?


48: Do you sing in the shower?

NAEGA CHAE CHALAGA~


49: Do you dance in the car?

Who doesn't?


50: Ever used a gun?

BB guns, sure. but in Nov I'm going to the shooting range~

51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

I was 9.


52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?

Yeah, but everything is a musical with me so it's always cheesy up in dis betch~


53: Is Christmas stressful?

No, but then again I also celebrate the whole 8 days od Chanukah, plus mine and my Bro's birthdays in Dec.


54: Ever eat a pierogi?

Yep, Potato ones and Cheese ones are the shiz, but Sauerkraut is NASTAY


55: Favorite type of fruit pie?

Blackberry or Pumpkin.


56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

Vampire, Witch, Werewolf, Batman, Power Ranger, etc.


57: Do you believe in ghosts?

Yeth.


58: Ever have a Déjà-vu feeling?

Quite often, actually.


59: Take a vitamin daily?

Vitamin D and B 'Cause I need dat shiz


60: Wear slippers?

I have a massive collection of Hello Kitty slippers, Monster feet, basic ones, and random other shiz thrown in.


61: Wear a bath robe?

Si, I have two that I wear all the time.


62: What do you wear to bed?

On an exceptionally cold night, . Otherwise - Nuffin'


63: First concert?

My first one was Foghat, but my first major one was Five Finger Death Punch ft. Rob Zombie, Lamb of God, and Atreyu.


64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

Wally World~


65: Nike or Adidas?

Nike, I'm too Swoosh-y for Adidas


66: Cheetos or Fritos?

Chesters Hot Fries, ermagerhd. Or, Hot Cheetos with Lime and dipped in Cream Cheese.


67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

Peanuts~


68: Ever hear of the group Tress Bien?

The Quartette and the band.


69: Ever take dance lessons?

No, but I was in a church perf that had me dancing at the front of the stage.


70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

What future spouse? I'm already married O_O


71: Can you curl your tongue?

Yup, I can even flip it over.


72: Ever won a spelling bee?

No, I was Homeschooled~


73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

Does laughing until I cried count?


74: Own any record albums?

Yes, but I have to wait until I get a record player OTL


75: Own a record player?

.....


76: Regularly burn incense?

Usually only after the Renaissance Fair I burn the Rainbow one, the Rain one, and Patchouli all the time


77: Ever been in love?

Once, the bastid.


78: Who would you like to see in concert?


79: What was the last concert you saw?

Queensryche~


80: Hot tea or cold tea?

Both.


81: Tea or coffee?

Ugh, both are yummy.


82: Sugar or snicker doodles?

Snicker Doodles, just YES.


83: Can you swim well?


84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

Yeth.


85: Are you patient?

God no.


86: DJ or band, at a wedding?

Depends on who I like better.

87: Ever won a contest?

Does a Bowling League count?


88: Ever have plastic surgery?

No, but I'm curious to try Botox~


89: Which are better black or green olives?

Black.


90: Can you knit or crochet?

Yep, I Crochet almost all my hats :D


91: Best room for a fireplace?

Living Room or Den.


92: Do you want to get married?

I already am.


93: If married, how long have you been married?

Since our souls left our bodies and started spying on hot guys in the shower.


94: Who was your HS crush?

I didn't go to HS, but I was obsessed with my Neighbor when I was 16...


95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?

Jaysus, no.


96: Do you have kids?

Nope.


97: Do you want kids?

A boy or two, no girls - They're evil.


98: Whats your favourite colour?

White~


99: Do you miss anyone right now?

Yeth, my Waifu.

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