Because I thoroughly I enjoyed them

Courtsey of kpopboo

Nothing is mine except the commentary :P

SKY SHIELD YOUR EYES FROM MY WORDS

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

1. “Are you a chicken, because I got my eyes Onew.”

In other words, you like me salty and will use your teeth? :P

2. “Are you from planet EXO, because your body is EXOTIC.”

THIS IS WHY WE SHOULD HAVE BEEN CALLED EXOTIC INSTEAD OF EXO-L but whatever :3

3. “Are you an INSPIRIT? Because my love for you is INFINITE.”

Shouldn't it be "our love is infinite" but whatever

4. “Yunho you want me.”

-wipes away sweat while hip ing-

5. “Let’s turn our relationship from Fiction to Fact.”

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS B2UTY YAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

6. “Do you listen to 2PM, because you’re the HOTTEST.”

I always read that as "hot test" instead of "hottest". Whoops. BUT GIRL, YOU READY AT 2PM CUZ YOU A 10 OUT OF 10 SINCE WITHOUT YOU ALL DAY I THINK OF YOU (ADTOY) AGAIN AND AGAIN SO I'LL BE BACK WITH MY HEART BEAT FOR YOU AND MY HANDS UP 

That was pretty bad sorry

7. “Are you a lion, because I can be Taemin you.”

AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA rawr :P

8. “I bet you’re a VIP because you’re the only one reserved in my heart.”

Also cuz you make my ovaries go through a BIG BANG

Okay I'm done.