Dear Lee Byunghun,

Would you jump off a bridge or something? Because I have to tell you that you're messing with my life and that's not cool. Please stop being so handsome so cool so cute and so everything-you've-got-in-yourself so that I WON'T be the one jumping off a bridge. And please stop staring at me like that. I'm not going to undo my request. Thank you very much.

With desperate love and lust,

Sara Adleen, your naughty little fan.