1. Below is a conversation of best friend A and best friend B

 

A: Hey! I've made popsicles for raisind fund and I don't know what to name them.:/ Can you give me some idea?

B: Sure! What do you want it to be related to?

A: Make it unique, original and most importantly, tasty.

B: Tastycles.

A: HAHAHAHAHA

(Okay this is a little sick.)

 

2. Just random sms

 

A: *hEeEeEyYyY.!*

B: hey, what goes on?

A: nOtHiNg MuCh :) wBuuuu, !?*

B: Oh, talking to a stupid person

A: ( wHoOoOoO!?*

B: this girl, who doesn't know how to type. It looks like her keyboard is having a seizure.

(Hahahah!)

 

3. Twinkle twinkle little star

A: Hey, are you still mad?

B: Twinkle twinkle little star

A: How I wonder what you are?

B: Wish I could hit you with my car

A: Okay you're still mad

(Lmao)

 

4. Conversation with mum about google

Mum: Please stop changing the google logo so much

Mum: I like the original one better

You: Mum, I don't change the logo. Google changes it.

Mum: On my computer.

Mum: You don't run Google?

You: If I did I wouldn't be driving a 2004 Ford.

(...)

 

5. Nerd

A: Call/text me when you're on your way

B: Potassium

A: WTH? Autocorrect get ya?

B: Nope. On periodic potassium's symbol is K.

A: OMG you're such a nerd

(I should think of using this for my FF hahah!)

 

6. Conversation with dad

You: Hey dad, do you believe in ghost?

Dad: There's no such thing as ghost.

You: But our maid said there is...

Dad: Pack your bags!!! Meet me out in the car now!

You: Why?

Dad: WE DON'T HAVE A MAID!

(Oh gosh this creeps me out. >~<)

 

7. Conversation with mum (II)

Mum: Hey honey, what do these mean? 'IDK, LY, and TTYL'

You: I don't know, love you, talk to you later

Mum: Ok, I'll ask someone else

Mum: For the record, do you know what 'STFU' means?

You: Shut the up

Mum: That's EXTREMELY disrespectful! You're grounded for a week.

(Oh gosh, thank god my parents don't use short forms...)

 

8. Conversation with mum (III)

You: Got an A for Chem

Mum: WTF, well done!!!

You: Mum, what do you think WTF means?

Mum: Well That's Fantastic

(==)

 

9. SMS with your love ones

BF: Hey I miss you.

You: Aww, I miss you too

BF: Don't think I'm weird but I'm sleeping with that you left in the bathroom. :)

You: WHAT??!!

BF: Ohhhhhhhhhh myyyyyyyy goddddddddd

BF: ****** SHIRTS

BF: I'm going to kill myself right now

(That's seriously hilarious. Haha!)

 

10. Breaking finger

Friend: Hey how did A break her finger?

You: Her finger got stuck in my butthole

Friend: WHATTTT?

You: Holy. My buckle. Belt buckle.

Friend: That is the funniest thing I heard ALL day!

(Lol)

 

Okay. Enough jokes for today. I just need to loosen up, y'know? From all the studies and stuff. I don't own these jokes. I just typed them out. Hope you guys have a good laugh if you didn't find them lame. Haha! Last joke to end this blog:

 

 

Bye!