1. Do you need him/her to be good looking?
From what i experienced, good looking people tend to have the ugliest derps so... COME AT ME BRO 

2. Smart?
No (well just don't be as stupid and naive as those kdrama main girls -coughguemjandicough-)

3. Preferred age?
69 

4. Preferred height?
Tall as a building so i can climb onto his back and jump off like i'm bungee jumping (they're expensive ok)

5. How about sense of humor?
As long as they're not like me cuz omg i really can't stand my own humour it makes me throw up

6. How about piercings?
Depends, if they got a baby face like Luhan then ears only (imagine him having nose/lip piercings..it's like a fetus gangster) but if they got sharp featurs like kris then meh

7. Accepts you for who you are?
I can't even accept me for who i am...but again, i don't know who i am. WHO AM I

8. Pink hair?
Only if they dye their eyebrow and armpit hair pink too

9. Mushy or no?
As long as they're not gay (I don't mind gays but what's the point of an ideal type if i'm not their ideal type -flips hair-)

10. Thin or fat?
Doesnt matter, i'm gonna stuff him up with food anyways so he's plump like a chicken...and when he gets too fat i'll get fat too and roll around the house with him

11. Black, Brown or White (skin color)?
ASIANNNNNNNN 

12. Long hair or short hair?
As long as he's not rapunzel but maybe that wont be so bad since i can climp mountains with it...but again it'll probably take a decade just to wash and dry it

14. Smells good?
Like soy sauce chicken

15. Smoker?
If he does smoke i'm gonna shove the whole cigarette down his throat until he can never smoke again..and by this i mean no, pls dont smoke :)

16. Drinker?
As long as he doesn't get abusive and violent and beats up the chickens and llamas

17. Girl/Boy-next-door type?
No, I prefer Boy-in-the-same-house type

18. Muscular?
Like the colossal titan

19. Plays piano?
Yes because since I play the piano too, we can play together (and by this I mean we can play Hot Cross Buns together since that is the only song i know)

20. Plays bass and/or acoustic guitar?
Yes so he can teach me for free and I can save money and spend it on gucci instead

21. Plays violin?
Yes, i'm just saying yes because i can

22. Sings very well?
Like Beyonce

23. Vain?
Yus, so he can be the main lead in my fanfic 

24. With glasses?

If they're gonna wear glasses then its gotta be this one 

25. With braces?
Well if they have crooked teeth then yeah... not like they're gonna have braces for the rest of their life. Lol who even bases their ideal type on braces

26. Shy type?
hohoho yes because I am very shy and innocent ಠ◡ಠ

27. Rebel or Good boy?
A good boy that rebels against bad things against good boys against rebels against me (idek man why u taking me so serious just keep scrolling and ignore me ok)

28. Active or passive?
or Sassive, i would like me some sass

30. Singer or dancer?
Singer so i can dance to his beautiful voice like 

32. Hiphop?
yeah yeah hip hop mannn yeahhh dawggg

33. Earrings?
only this is acceptable 

but tbh i think the only guy that would wear this is Oh Sehun  justhin beeber hyungggg~

34. Mr/Ms. count-my-ex-until-you-drop?
huh? as in alot of ex? Meh, as long as i stop their ex list from growing :3

35. Dimples?
a donut dimple a.k.a 

36. Bookworm?
A manga bookworm so technically an otaku 

38. Playful?
-nods head vigorously while hugging onto a box of legos-

39. Flirt?
Sure but the only way they're allowed to flirt is by muttering cheesy pickup line into a drink and then choke until they drop onto the floor and flop like a fish 

40. Poem writer?
Oh Sehun
Oh Luhan
Oh Hunhan Oh

Oh baby baby baby Oh like

baby baby oh like

shut up

the end

a poem writer like me pls and thanks

41.Serious?

Nah, WHY SO SERIOUS? GET YO CRAYON

43. Painter?
Paint me like one of your french girls 

45. Someone who likes to tease people?
I'm suppose to be the one to tease people, boy u ain't stealing my role -z snap-

46. Computer games geek? Or internet freak?
Ha..ha... no that's gross (hides under the blanket with my laptop & breathes heavily)

47. Speaks 20 languages?
Lol ok 

48. Loyal or faithful?
...loyal in faith...or faithful in loyalty would be good either way :3

49. Good kisser?
As long as he doesn't kiss like typical kdrama kisses... pressing ur lips against the other and just staying like that for 5 mins ._. like omg that's so hot 

(atleast kiss like Aaron Yan omgggg asdfghjkl; marry me)

50. Loves children?
Yeah because i at handling childrens...like when they're crying im like omg what do i do -shoves icecream in their mouth-

So...yeah, i haven't done these in a long time. Once again, don't take me seriously LOL  TAKE ME VERY SERIOUSLY

my Ask.fm because no one asks me questions because no one likes me