i just remembered i have a near-death experience xD

Or near-ish to death. I don't know if I was in real danger or not.

Because the snake wasn't focusing on me. xD

Snake? Yes, snake ~ A.K.A. Huge long python. ^^

This happened when I was a kid, six or something like that.. Yeah, I was small and eatable. xP

It was really HUGE, and LONG. Could have been several meters??

Me and little sis wanted to play outside because we rarely get to play outside. Our parents don't let us play outside, and for good reason. Our old house was DANGEROUS. The outside was full of bushes and stuffs, and the grasses are sometimes high.

So, Genius, of course it's the perfect place for snakes and stuff to live. We often found some snakes, like tree snakes (?) which were harmless (?), but my dad and brother sometimes found cobras. COBRAS. Yeah, I know. >,<

So, my father just got home, and he left the door open. So without fruther ado, both of us ran outside, and then we saw the python. Shock shock shock.. Then I told my sis to go inside. Why wasn't I going inside? To be food IDK. But I went inside too after a few seconds.. xP My parents thought I had a dream.. ==" Yeah, like they're going to believe a kid. BUT IT WAS REAL!

Adults, phhtt..

But why didn't the snake eat/see/run away from/chase me?

It was chasing a lizard. =="

Stupid snake. If you just turn around you'll see a very eatable edible kid frozen in panic.. But until now I've had a certain fondness for snakes, yeah I know I'm weird. xD I like to see people playing doing tricks with snakes and stuffs, I want to touch snakes, I'm a Slythindor.. I'm weird.

--dokidoki

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