[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you'.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blond.
TOTAL SO FAR: 3

[x] You know that it IS possible to your elbow.
[x ] You just tried to your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
TOTAL SO FAR: 7

[x] you have seen the matrix
[x] You type with three fingers or less
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
TOTAL SO FAR: 11

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just can't stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'
TOTAL SO FAR: 14

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. ( um yeah i suppose to poop)
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. e.g. picks, cards, pens, phones, money, keys etc.

TOTAL SO FAR: 19

[x] You have sent chain mail because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[x] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. ( yes google... )
TOTAL SO FAR: 28

Take your total, Multiply by 4

total= 112%  holy