1. Its kinda stupid because I get really jealous when I think of anyone else having you, when I dont even have you.

2. That awkward moment when you randomly start laughing in the middle of a serious conversation.

3. If I had a dollar for everytime I faked a smile I'd be a billionaire.

4. That awkward moment where you write a really long text to someone and all they reply is "ok".

5. That awkward moment where your unsure whether your friend is laughing or crying.

6. That awkward moment where theres an awkward moment, and everybody knows its an awkward moment and then somebody says "AWKKKKWARD"

7. That awkward moment where you actually try to get work done...but your friend wont shutup

8. I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoide, and others i'd love to punch in the face.

9. When your in the shower, and you hear loud thumps and you think,"They're killing my faimly, and I'll have to fight the attacker ..."

10. "You don't have to tell me a lie...pretending you love me?? But deep down inside your heart?...you are infact in love with sombody else..."