the zoo is home of the devil

I WENT TO THE ZOO TODAY AND I DIED.

I went to the zoo for a school field trip for biology class and IT WAS ING 80 SOMETHING DEGREES. THIS IS MICHIGAN GUYS. My skin is also really sensitive to hot weather because when I sweat in certain areas like my thighs and back it gets hives and itchy. IT WAS HELL. Then I had two giant blisters on each foot from walking so much and I had an assignment with frogs but I am deadly terrified with frogs and I wanted my friend to come with me but she was freak out too so instead this guy (Who I also kind of like bc I am over Andy Oppa) said he'd go with me so the whole time he let me hold onto him while I almost my pants. Then I got face paint and turned into a dragon and I'll post pics later.

THIS IS WHY I DON'T LIKE SUNLIGHT AND WHY I STAY INDOORS.

BUT THEN ON THE BUS RIDE BACK TO SCHOOL ME AND THREE OTHER CHINESE GUYS WERE HAVING RAP BATTLES IN MANDARIN AND STIRRING UP ALL THIS ON THE BUS. I CHANGED MY NAME TO S DRAGON BECAUSE I WAS WEARING MY GD HAT AND HAD A DRAGON ON MY FACE

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YouDunnoMe #1
HAHAHAHAHA!!! xD Next time wear sunscreen.