[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you'. 
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blond. 
 

 
[ ] You know that it IS possible to your elbow.
[] You just tried to your elbow. 
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. 
[] You just sang them to make sure. 
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.  
[x] You have choked on your own spit. 

 
[x] you have seen the matrix
[x] You type with three fingers or less
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. 
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

 
[x] You have fallen asleep in class.(only when i got detention)
[x] Sometimes you just can't stop thinking. 
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.(most of the time)
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you. 
[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

 
[] You use your fingers to do simple math.(im dyslexic so..yeah)
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally. 
[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. 
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. 
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. e.g. picks, cards, pens, phones, money, keys etc.

 
[ x] You have sent chain mail because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't. 
[x] You break a lot of things. 
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. 
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[ ] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot. 
[] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin(nope im not adding it up lol).
I COULDNT BE BOTHERED TO ADD IT UP SO I JUST DID IT FOR FUN lol now you all know how weird i am lol