Why does everyone view being single as being bad? I'm single and I'm just not ready anyways, I'm too busy all the time to be in a committed relationship. This girl keeps telling me she can get me a boyfriend like I can't get one myself and makes fun of me and my other friends like we're going to die alone and can only get a boyfriend with her help. 

She's only trying to help me so I'll go on a double date with her and her boyfriend. I don't want to date a guy I barely know. Plus all her relationships end badly and she always badmouths her exes, who don't really do anything to her at all. She dated her best friend and constantly left us for him claiming he saved her from suicide but when he broke up with her apparently he made her life a living hell. Like don't try to get our sympathy, the relationship might not have worked out but there is no need to speak of your ex like he was so horrid, especially since if he WAS so vile, you wouldn't have bloody left us for him, would you?