Last night I had two dreams. The first contained some sort of creepy doll who I tried to get rid of via shoving it in the freezer, but then it appeared outside the window, just looking at me. I didn't start singing which was strange, last couple of dreams I chased away the scary things with song, instead I stated what was far more scary was too much chicken to eat and it getting wasted. (Maybe because my sister's chicken defrosted?) then the creepy doll was at my door trying to sell me KFC! Go away I don't even like chicken. I didn't like it so much that I forced myself awake which was an odd feeling, my body was so stiff and my arms were tingling it felt almost as if there was a surge or something.

Then there was the second dream which contained some kind of barbie princess saving her kingdom by becoming one with the river or whatever kind of soppy so it turned into an underground tomb/torture chamber. It was thought to be home to one of the ancient kings (Egyptian/Mayan style like). The king was that dead skeleton guy impaled by the spikes protruding from the wall next to some kind of wrecking ball thing which presumingly knocked the victims into the spikes at force. (Want a ride on that Miley?) Of course they wanted to try it out and with some dead body they found, a recent one, I have no idea why they had one but they did they tested it out on him. Worked a treat. Then some genius of an archaeologist decided that he wanted a go and wanted to see if he could survive it, so he did and fortunately for him he did survive as the dead body they found was fat enough for the spikes not to impale him.

But unfortunately in doing so he released an ancient curse upon them all and they were all  probably doomed to die cause of him, the curse unleashed the dead king's soul giving the dead skeleton some life but it also unleashed the people who had committed treason and murdered him ruthlessly. Ouch. So when they were all celebrating how the somehow managed to survive they got a bit of a shock when they realised one of the celebrating troupe was a skeleton and should be dead and impaled. Then queue the typical comedic I scream, you scream. Then the idiot guy got dragged off by the zombie king so that those who had committed treason did not totally slaughter him which they were going to do. And then there was gay kissing. I liked this dream best.