In Wind Ensemble, my band director started talking about bugles for some reason. (They look like a trumpet, but without valves.) And this is the conversation that went down.

"Bugle? Isn't that a type of dog?" 

"Uh, no. That's a bagel." AND EVERYONE DIED. The guy who said that sits right next to me and I just can't omfg.

"NO! The dog is a BEAGLE." says EVERYONE in out class.

I don't know why but I found that HILARIOUS.