I'm Spreading this XD
To EXO haters: (For fun)
Say EXO gay?
-I'll show you Tao. He'll wushu your .
Say EXO ugly?
-I'll show you Luhan. And make you jealous of how Luhan is forever prettier than you.
Say EXO not cute?
-I'll show you BaekHyun. How cute is he.
Say EXO for small eyes?
-I'll show you how big D.O's eyes are... They are BIIIIIIIIIG.
Say EXO untalented?
- wow, this one is quite a lot...
~Lay and ChanYeol knows how to play the guitar.
~BaekHyun and Lay knows how to play the piano.
~Xiumin can do dolphin notes.
~Tao has won May wushu championships.
~BaekHyun knows Hapkido.
~Kris can speak Multiple languages.
Etc. [Too many]
Say EXO don't know how to sing properly?
-I'll call Chen to sing in your face.
Say EXO not rich?
- Don't worry, we've got Suho, a portable bank.
Say EXO all have very dark skin tone?
-Suho will blind you with his skin.
Say EXO stupid?
- well, Suho again XD
Say EXO don't know how to play sports?
-I'll show you Tao, Kris, Luhan and Xiumin's basketball and football skills.
Say EXO very glum/ not cheerful?
- I'm very glad to have ChanYeol thrown at your face.
Say EXO cannot dance?
- Well... I bet Kai can shake his better than you. *shrugs*
Say EXO not y?
- This one... Ehh... *cof cof* *whispers* Have you seen Kai's chocolate abs?
Say EXO not popular?
- Psst, to tell you, at least they are more popular than you!
Say EXO crazy?
- Ya, have you seen their Sasaeng Fans?
Say EXO not caring?
- Go be a Ghost in the ghost house during winter and Chen will pass you hot-packs.
Say EXO not musicians?
-They wrote their own song you know?
Say EXO cannot draw?
- Haven't you heard about the oh so famous Kriscasso?
Say EXO's album ?
-Puh-lease. Million album seller here?!?
Say EXO old?
- *sigh* 19 yrs old... YEHET SEHUNNNN~~~
Ahahaha~ hope no one is offended XD it's for fun... And for haters... So... YEHET LOL.
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SPREADDDD!!!
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