My best friend and I were babysitting some kids at church today for some community service and to earn a little extra cash because we get paid $8 an hour. 

 

The last time I was there, it was me and my other friend Sooyoung (to keep her identity a secret, we'll call her that). So Sooyoung and I were Taeyeon, Sunny, Hyoyeon, Yoona and Seohyun (the five kids we babysat). It was fine because Seohyun, being 5 months old wasn't much trouble because I'm awesome with children. So that day went by very smoothly. 

 

But today was a different story. 

 

Tiffany (my best friend) and I were babysitting today. We babysat Sunny and Taeyeon again (the same two kids Sooyoung and I babysat last week on Thursday). So Tiffany and I didn't think that it would be that hard...obviously I was wrong. 

 

So... Sunny and Taeyeon got super bored, so being the awesome babysitter that I am, I conjured up the idea of playing paperwar. So I snuck into the office and stole some paper from the cabinet and ran back out to the room. We used the tables as barriers/shields and we put chairs in the middle as an obstacle course. So for a good 20 minutes, we were battling it out with Disney songs playing in the background like the badasses that we were. 

 

But after 7:50, Tiffany and I told them that we had to clean up the paper wads, put the chairs and tables back because the meeting ended at 8. After we did, the meeting hadn't ended and the kids were bored because we still had 5 minutes to kill before the meeting ended. So we played guess the number when Sunny started making random , Last Exorcism status. Taeyeon was doing backwards flip thingies and was just being weird. Keep in min that WE WERE IN A CHURCH.  

 

Tiffany and I got hella scared because they wanted to play hide-and-seek in the dark. Being the idiots that we are, we let them play. We played a couple of rounds and used the flashlight setting on our phones but got the scared out of us when Sunny started making her Last Exorcist noises again and Taeyeon was lying under the table unmoving. We turned the lights back off again and the next thing you knew, the two of them were standing right in front of us with weird smiles on their faces. 

 

By this time it was already around 8:15PM and the meeting was still going on. So Tiffany brought up the idea of having Sunny and Taeyeon draw on my arms. Sunny wrote "I'm Dumb" and drew random scribbles and on my right arm. Taeyeon wrote "Help Me" and a picture of a skull on my left arm. Tiffany said that it was probably a secret message. 

 

Now I'm scared.