... I don't know what I am...
There was this exchange student from America who was Korean. She was kind of boasting about being Korean (cause literally, my best friend and I are like one of the few Asians at my school.) I was talking to her because she sat next to me a lot due to her last name being Jung, like mine. I told her I was Korean and she told me I wasn't.

Obviously I don't know if I'm Korean or not. (sarcasm alert :O)

I just found that hilarious... Because my name just yells Korean... I literally had to give myself an English name for people to pronounce my name right...