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Meal of the Season:

Gay Peas w/ Gay                                                                                                                                 Price: $8.99

This exquisite soup consists of Gay Peas, a special type of pea which only grows in Cookie’s garden. Rumour is that she transferred some of her gay into a regular pea, then planted it. It grew into a ‘Gay Pea’ since Cookie’s gay affected it so much.

Twelvie's Blood.                                                                                                                                  Price: $3.99

Twelvie's Blood is a drink found no where else. It gives you the power to temporarily control the flirting of the whichever twelvie's blood you are drinking. A cup of Soy Milk will be given free of charge with this drink when purchased.

 

 

Chef Yumi’s Choice:

Marinated Beef w/ a side of Crack                                                                                                     Price: J-hope

This succulent beef is raised in the Garden of Stupid and was fed only the best Rainbows. The chef has marinated the beef with Gay. A side serving of Crack enhances the flavour.

Apprentice Cookie's Choice:

Fried Pink Flowers infused w/ Twelvie Blood                                                                                  Price: Hanbin

Each flower was carefully planted and nurtured for your eating enjoyment. It was watered with liquid marshmallow daily. Each flower is infused with Twelvie Blood. It is then fried just before serving for the added texture.

Cleaning Lady Mandy's Choice:

Fried Rice w/ Spam                                                                                                                            Price: Spam

This fried rice is made of rice, peas, spam, egg, gay, crack, rainbows and, sunbeams. This fried rice is so delicious, you cannot miss out.

 

Entree

Grilled Gay Sweet Bread.                                                                                                                  Price: $10.99

Gay Bread is made using Gay Flour, which is grown on Mandy's farm. Once the Gay Flour has been made into Gay Bread, the chef grills it using High Heat Rainbows. It then has a sprinkle of brown poop sugar.

Chicken Deek Meat Balls                                                                                                                   Price: $12.89

These meat balls are of the highest quality and are made of deek a mystical part of the chicken. Each ball is made with care and patience. The meatballs have been molded carefully into the perfect ball.

Butterflied Prawns w/ Special Sauce                                                                                               Price: $11.90

Prawns from the ocean surrounding CookieIsland, are collected illegally. They are then deveined. The veins are then boiled in a saucepan with extra olive oil, soy sauce, sugar, and chopped parsley. And that, everyone, is the special sauce.

Nutty Spring Rolls w/ Cabbage                                                                                                         Price: $11.04

In the best spring roll pastry, straight from the local supermarket, nuts such as pistachios and macadamias, and nuts such as screws and bolts, are rolled tightly into spring rolls. They are then deep fried. With a light serving of cabbage, the dish is simply divine.

 

Main Course

Duck w/ Fairy Floss                                                                                                                           Price: $Cloud.09

This duck is of the best quality, and is only found in CookieIsland, a place where ducks can roam freely without bears eating them. Pink Vanilla Flavoured Fairy Floss is place around and under the duck, to create the illusion that the duck is on top of a pink cloud.

Abalone w/ Nachos and Sprite                                                                                                         Price: AUD$20.88

This abalone is collected in the ocean surrounding CookieIsland. The nachos are placed to surround the abalone to show how glorious the abalone is. The Sprite is contained in small bowls, these bowls being approximately 3.9cm in diameter and 2.4cm in height. These bowls surround the nachos.

Honeyed Bear Meat                                                                                                                           Price: $18.35

The bear is from YumiIsland, where bears roam, eating the ducks. The honey is found in MandyIsland, where in one small area, bees are found everywhere. The honey is drizzled over the bear meat, which is roasted.

Marinated Beef w/ a side of Crack                                                                                                   Price: $19.49

This beef is raised in the Garden of Stupid, and was fed Rainbows. The chef has marinated the beef with Gay, and put a small serving of crack on the side free of charge.

Fried Rice w/ Spam                                                                                                                           Price: Spam

This fried rice is made of rice, peas, spam, egg, gay, crack, rainbow, and sunbeams. This fried rice is so delicious The Cleaning Lady Mandy once cried when The Chef Yumi had it and gave everyone some excluding her.

 

Dessert

Fried Pink Flowers infused w/ Twelvie Blood                                                                                Price: $7.00

Each flower was carefully planted and nurtured for your eating enjoyment. It was watered with liquid marshmallow daily, and each flower is infused with Twelvie Blood, and fried on order.

gRapes wrapped in Banana Leaves w/ DumbPumpkin dip.                                                         Price: $GIVEITTOME

These gRapes were taken from cookie's imagination then made real using the power of Gay. The banana leaves are stolen generously donated by Cookie's neighbours, and the DumbPumpkin dip is made using a Pumpkin, in which Kris kindly gave some of Dumb for the chef to mix in with the pumpkin, thus creating the DumbPumpkin dip. 

Watermelon soaked in Fanta w/ Mayonnaise                                                                                  Price: $5.23

In this unique dish, seedless watermelon is soaked in Fanta, then taken out to let flavour soak in. Mayonnaise is spooned carefully over each piece of watermelon.

Fried Gay-Cream w/ Gay Dust                                                                                                         Price: $7.47

Ever heard of Fried Ice-Cream? Well this is Fried Gay-Cream. Mandy and Yumi extracted some Gay out of Cookie and mixed it with the cream, then covered the Gay-Cream with puff pastry, fried it, and sprinkle some Gay Dust over it.

Rainbow Cookie w/ Gay Chips                                                                                                       Price: $3.48

Cookie created this dessert. She used her Gay to power herself up to a rainbow and took some rainbow and put it in a jar. The Gay chips are simply chocolate chips that are turned Gay. Once eaten, you will feel Gay and Rainbow all over.

Rainbow Jelly                                                                                                                                   Price: $4.21

Each and every one of the seven layers is carefully made. The first, red, contains five drops of twelvie blood, thus giving it the red colour. More information will be given in a leaflet containing information on each layer upon order.

 

Soup

Gay Peas w/ Gay                                                                                                                              Price: $8.99

This exquisite soup consists of Gay Peas, a special type of pea which only grows in cookie’s garden. Rumour is that she transferred some of her gay into a regular pea, then planted it. It grew into a ‘Gay Pea’ because cookie’s gay affected it so much.

Unicorn Piss Soup                                                                                                                           Price: $Your PISS

This soup is made mainly of unicorn piss, which is healthy and cleansing for the body and mind. This soup also contains sparkles, happy, and dumb.

Hangover Soup w/ Toothpaste                                                                                                      Price: $Toothbrush

Are you suffering from being too drunk thus causing a hangover? Drinking this will not make you feel better, but make you feel even tier.

 

Drinks

Twelvie's Blood.                                                                                                                              Price: $3.99

Twelvie's Blood is a delicious drink that will allow you to partially control the twelvie whose blood you have drank's flirting. This drink allows you to control who they flirt with, and does not give you any power over the amount of flirting.

Soy Milk                                                                                                                                            Price: $1.43

Soy milk (also called soya milk, soymilk, soybean milk, fake milk, Syo milk or soy juice and sometimes referred to as soy drink/beverage) is a beverage made from soybeans. A traditional staple of Asian cuisine, it is a stable emulsion of oil, water, and protein. It is produced by soaking dry soybeans and grinding them with water.  info credit: wikepedia

Bubble Tea w/ Gay                                                                                                                          Price: $3.50

When Bubble Tea is purchased, special topping only available in cookie and yumi's rant resturant will be given free of charge. This topping is 'Gay'.

Available flavours:                                                                      Available Toppings:

Mango                                                                                        Pearls

Strawberry                                                                                  Lychee Pop Pearls

Coffee                                                                                        Rainbow Jelly

Chocolate                                                                                   Aloe Vera

Taro                                                                                            Herbal Jelly

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