So yesterday, I kinda made the decision to go get McDonalds in the middle of a huge snow storm and on the way home, I crashed into a BMW of some vice president of a pharmacy company.

Then he kinda called the cops on me all the while when I forgot my ing license at home.

I'm writing this now to let you all know that if I haven't logged in for more than four weeks, that means that my mother has had my body quartered and incinerated and shipped off to some South American country. 

It was nice knowing you lovely people.

K bye