OKAI. I REMEMBERED THIS ONE CLEARLY. ITS MY FAVORITE ONE WITH ZELO.

OKAI, SO ZELO IS STAYING OVER MY HOUSE FOR LIKE A WEEK AND HES MY COUSIN. (OMFG. Not again)

So, I was at my bus stop waiting for the bus to come when I see Zelo. In the school dress code clothes and with a backpack.

I WAS LIKE: ZELO DOESNT GO TO SCHOOL HERE.

"WHAT THE HECK ARE U DOING HERE?!" I yelled at him. " I WANTED TO GO WITH MY FAVORITE DONGSAENG" He repiled

I face palmed myself. The bus arrived, So Zelo and I shared a seat together, when one unfamiliar BICH COMES AND FLIRTS WITH ZELO. MY COUSIN. D<

I saw that Zelo was uncomfortable and so I punched the girl in the face and yelled, " SUPRISE MUDDAFACKER, I BET U DIDNT SEE ME BEHIND MY ZELO!" 

The girl looked at me weirdly and I like KAME,KAME, KAMEHAMA, HAED HER, WHEN I FREAKIN THROUGH HER OUT OF THE WINDOW, HA. DATS WHAT YOU GET. AND LIKE WHAT MY UNCLE SAID, " I KEEP MY H0ES IN LINE."

Anyway, everyone was DUM and dun notice CUZ dem people are PLAYIN on DERE IPHONES. LIKE COME ON. YOU MISSED AN AWESOME FIGHT GURRRL.

WHEN I REACHED SCHOOL, ALL MY CLASSMATES WERE LOOKING LIKE ZELO AS IF HE WAS STARBUCKS COFFEE. LIKE GIRLS. COME ON. HE IS LIKE OLDER THAN U. CALM YOUR HORMONES AND T!TS.

 IM SARRY.

AFTER LIKE 8 HOURS OF JEALOUSLY, WE WERE ON THE BUS RIDE HOME AND ZELO AND I WERE TAKING DEM SELCAS. AND WE TOOK SO MUCH, I MISSED MY HOUSE, THEN SUDDENLY, HE TELEPORTED TO MY FRONT DOOR. SO I LITERALLY JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW AND DASHED TO MY HOUSE TO SEE A SLEEPING ZELO.

I TRIED TO WAKE HIM UP, BUT IT WOULDNT WORK AND I JUST GRABBED HIS HANDS, KICKED HIM OFF OF THE LEDGE AND SCREAMED THAT HE WAS FALLING AND HE WOKE UP. ZELO TRIED TO SLAP ME, BUT I SHOVED HIM INSIDE MY HOUSE AND I WOKE UP.

GOSH DANG IT AGAIN.

AND WHY DOES IT ALWAYS HAVE TO BE THAT THE IDOL IS MY COUSIN. D<

ASDFGHJKL, WHY MIND?! Y U NO MAKE MY DREAMS BETTER?!