How Stupid You Are (Credit to I-Love-EXO )

The more [X]’s the “dumber” you are.

[X] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking

[X] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking

[X] You have ran into a glass/screen door

[X] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle

[X] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself

[X] Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks (sometimes)

Total: 6

[X] You have run into a tree/bush.

[X] You know that it IS possible to your elbow

[X] You have tried to your elbow… a few

[X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little star have the same rhythm.

[X] You just tried to sing them.

Total: 5

[X] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

[X] You have choked on your own spit .

[] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.

[X] You’ve never seen the Matrix.

[] You type only with two fingers.

Point: 3

[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire

[X] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.

[X] You have caught yourself drooling.

[] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair

Point: 3

[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking

[X] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about

[X] People often shake their heads and walk away from you

[X] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

[X] You use your fingers to do simple math.

Point:5

[] You have eaten a bug

[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important

[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

[X] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand

[X] You have ran around in your house.

Point: 3

[] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t.

[X] You break a lot of things.

[X]Your friends know not to use big words around you.

[X] You tilt your head when you’re confused

[X] You have fallen out of your chair before

Point: 4

[X] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling or wall.

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