how dumb are you? (stole from wonachan)
The more [x]’s the “dumber” you are.
[X] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
[] You have ran into a glass/screen door
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
[x] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself
[x] Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks
So far: 3
[] You have run into a tree/bush.
[] You know that it IS possible to your elbow
[x] You have tried to your elbow… a few
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them.
So far: 6
[] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit .
[] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[x] You’ve never seen the Matrix.
[] You type only with two fingers.
So far: 8
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[] You have caught yourself drooling.
[] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair
So far: 9
[] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
So far: 11
[] You have eaten a bug (But I spat it out =,=)
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand
[] You have ran around in your house.
So far: 14
[] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t.
[] You break a lot of things.
[]Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
So far: 16
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling or wall.
[ ] The word “ummmmm” is used many times a day.
TOTAL: 16
TOTAL: 16 /37
gosh im dumb .________.
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