FLYING ILAGA LAST NIGHT
So, last night, as I was writing the next chapter for ILMTAHS, I saw a black thing. You could say it's normal, seeing a black thing, a black object and well, yeah. But the thing is, that black object/thing is an ILAGA. like ILAGA as in RAT. a black RAT. I don't know how the hell it got inside the house. Just-- I don't know. I saw it's teeth, it smiled at me, I think. But holy I saw the teeth. And well, I forgot about the next chapter I was suppose to be writing so I wrote a story about that flying ilaga instead because I just can't. I can't explain what I felt last night.
It was late at night but baby Ilaga is still awake.
"Mom, I want to fly." he told his mother as he went out of the shadows below the shoe rack.
"Oh, bbcakes, you know very well that Ilagas don't fly." Her mother replied as she walked right beside him. She made his son look at her and turned around, "We don't have wings, see?"
Baby Ilaga went around to face his mother, "Mom, one does not need to have wings in order to fly."
Sighing, his mother nodded at him. "Okay. But just this once, you got it?"
Baby Ilaga nodded enthusiastically. Mother Ilaga gathered her baby in her arms and told him to enjoy himself. "I will do a countdown and when I reach 1, I'll throw you in the air, alright?"
"Got it, mom."
True to what she said,
Mother Ilaga counted.
3..
2..
"1!"
Baby Ilaga swore that his mother just made his life the best. He's flying!
As if everything went in slow motion as Baby Ilaga was flying. He then saw a girl infront of her laptop. The girl's eyes grew big as her she noticed a tiny flying ufo. But then the UFO smiled at her and she was like, "PUTA, ILAGA"
It took a while after she calmed down from what she saw. She still could not believe her own eyes. SHE JUST SAW A FLYING ILAGA LIKE HOW THE HELL IS THAT POSSIBLE
She shook her head and posted in facebook.
"*/inserts my face because naa'y naglupad na ilaga" (*/inserts my face because there was a flying rat)
--THE END.
I think PUTA means . I THINK. I just think it meant like that :// But "puta" is a tagalog curse word .___.
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