Howon's New Roommate
this drabble is from : puckered-lips.livejournal.com
and its ing funny :P
howon’s never ending search for a roommate!
[ Sunggyu ]
“I’ll need a whole kitchen cabinet worth of space for my vitamins because I have a lot of those and they are a necessity, okay?” Howon nods and writes this down on his clipboard. “I’ll also need my own closet space because I need a separate place to put all of my animal print clothes. Those need to stay clean and perfect at all times.” Howon purses his lips and puts that down as well. He figures he’s not the only one that has requests. “I hate dogs. You don’t have a dog right?” Howon shakes his head. “Good. I don’t like cats either.”
“Okay, I think we’re done here,” Howon gets up and points to the door.
[ Woohyun ]
“Hi, I’m Howon,” Howon smiles at the handsome man in front of him who flashes him a smile in return.
“I’m Woohyun.”
“Yes. So… tell me about your living habits.”
“Well, I can cook so if you need someone to make your meals, I could do that.” Howon nods his head in approval and writes that down. “I don’t need much closet space because I have my own dresser.” Howon smiles at that. Woohyun pauses. “Oh… I have a cat. That… won’t be a problem right?” Howon beams and thanks the heavens for showing this man one of Howon’s flyers.
“No, I have a cat too. Uh, do you plan on bringing any friends or whatever over?” Howon asks.
“Well… I mean, I like to bring girls over at night but between you and me-“
“Okay, I think we’re done here,” Howon says with a forced smile. He watches Woohyun leave forlornly.
[ Sungyeol ]
So far, this Sungyeol guy seems decent. Even better than that Woohyun guy, despite the fact that he can’t cook. Howon can cook so he can still take care of that like he has been all along. He looks down at his list of questions and picks a starred one.
“Do you have any pets?”
“I have three dogs…”
“Okay, I think we’re done here.”
[ Myungsoo ]
“I hate purple”
“Get out.”
[ Sungjong ]
“I have um, I have a slight problem?” The petite boy bites his lip and Howon looks up from his clipboard, eyebrows raised in question.
“Yes?”
“I have a habit of sleepwalking…?” Howon shrugs.
“That’s fine.”
“No… you see, I don’t just sleepwalk… I dance to girl group dances in my sleep.” Howon sighs and rubs at his temples.
“Okay, I think we’re done here.”
[ Dongwoo ]
“So what do you do for a living?” Howon asks flatly, not really paying much attention.
“I’m a dancer.” Howon doesn’t let himself get too excited. He eyes the man suspiciously.
“Do you dance to girl group dances either consciously or unconsciously?” The man, Dongwoo, laughs and shakes his head.
“Do you like purple?”
“Sure.”
“Do you like cats?”
“Love them.”
“Can you cook?”
“Ramyun?”
“Do you have a lot of… vitamins?”
“No…?”
“Fabulous, welcome, new roommate.”
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