THIS IS OBVIOUSLY TRUE.
    KRIS IS THE DUIZHANG DUUUR. 
    DIS NIQQA DOE
    HE'D BE THE ALTERNATIVE ALL AROUND PERSON YOU COULD GO TO
    LIKE FOR INSTANCE

    "I heard you know someone who has the 'stuff'." the teenage mutant turtle whispered. 

    Kris smirked as he opened the pocket to his trench coat to take out his phone. He called Xiumin 
    and soon the teenage mutant ninja turtle could get his drug oonnnnn. 

   TEENAGE MUTANT TURTLES GUISE LOLOLL

   DUN JUDGE ; W ; 

I COULD SEE THIS TOO. 

 I can definitely see him in a computer chair, in the dark with his legs propped up onto the chair while staring lifelessly into the computer screen as he hacks into files and such. 

He's kind of like L from Deathnote. xD

How is it that I imagined this freaking baozi to do drug trafficking? ; AA ; 

 HE LOOKS LIKE A DRUG TRAFFICKER

 WHY IS EVERYTHING FITTING EACH OTHER

 THIS IS WEIRD

 IMAGINE THE THINGS HE'D BE TRAFFICKING

HOLY

 LOLOLOLOL
 KIDNAP ME NOW CHEN
 YOU'D BE THE BEST KIDNAPPER
 YOU SASSMASTER

 "What are you going to do with me?" I ask, trembling in fear. 

 Chen smirks as he guides his hand down to my right hand, grasping it. 

 "What do you think I'm going to do?" 

 LIKE GOD ING DAMMIT ANSWER MY QUESTION HOLY

 ASKLDJALKSJDALSJDA:SJDas

Sorry, for my language. ; AA ; 
JUST THESE CHEN FEELS CANNOT BE CONTAINED

 WELL THE DOES WUSHU

 OFC HE'S GONNA BE IN CHARGE OF ASSASSINATION

 I LIKE SPELLING ASSASSINATION LIK ETHIS

 --IN-ATION

 HUEHUEHUEHUE

 im inappropriate and immature and i cant believe some of you look up to me okei srsly im very sorry

 God, this e. 
 HOW MUCH IS HE OMG

 WAIT WHAT AM I SAYING

 LUHAN LOOKS LIKE HE'D MAKE BIG BUCKS

 THAT INNOCENT FACE LIKE

 HE'S A JIGGLYPUFF IN THE STREETS BUT HE'S LIKE A ING GYRADOS IN THE SHEETS

 OTL THAT ANALOGY
WTF
HOW DID I COME UP WITH SOMETHING SO GENIUS
/LE GASPS CUZ IM NOT GENIUS AT ALL/