BECAUSE I JUST WAS HALF WAY THROUGH THIS AND I HAVE TO RETYPE EVERYTHING BECAUSE I WENT BACK BY ACCIDENT AND I DIDNT SAVE. MY LIFE. 

idk why im doing this bc /no life/ and got tagged by mireu I'M ONLY DOING THIS FOR U BBY O GOD. i don't think i did any of these kinds of stuff before. teenagers and your fads /judging u bby/ ahaahha okay

also this probably won't be seen by alot of people because i have no friends lol okay /loser/ 

Rule 1. Post the rules.

Rule 2. Answer the questions the Tagger asked you, then make 11 new ones.

Rule 3. Tag 11 people and link then to this post.

Rule 4. Let them know you tagged them.

1.) If you could be any character, who would you be?

character? like fanfiction character or? if yes then probably sehun cause um well sehun's really cool and not to mention hot and well he's so calm and nonchalant and i wanna be like that too and not get so agitated at everything ahaha. also because sehun always teases jongin about his not-super-obvious crush on kyunggie and wow that's so cute and i wanna do that too akldgjlakdfhal and because sekai's bromance is so unf like omg bros. idk im going crazy. but yeah sehun cause he's cute and doesn't give a . 

2.) If you were prime miniser/ruler of the world what laws would you make?

if i were the prime minister i would make it so that rapists get otrn apart and fed to sharks because those scums deserve it, and make it shoot all the people who hunt sharks and dolphins and whales and any animals for that fact. in fact we should all become vegans!1!!1 in my society/world, being a vegan is compulsory so yeah. if you cant deal then go eat another human or something (whispers /hannibal) and yeah i would make it such that pet sale is illegal and compulsory for everyone to adopt a pet from pet shelters and humans need to take care of their pets and pet abandonment is illegal and the punishment for that crime would be to eat staples until you choke and die. wow my world sounds rly animal-friendly and cruel to humans. WELL TOO BAD. 

3.) If you could ask your future self one question what would it be?

are you proud of who you have become? 

4.) Who would you want to play you in a movie of your life?

no one because no one should have to go through like that even if it's just acting and well my life isn't all that bad really. i mean well it's boring as and really monotone but no just no one. besides no one would watch it and i don't want anyone to watch it so yeah. is this considered answering the question? hahaha oh my god im so bad at this. 

5.) If you could bankrupt one person or company who would it be?

i would bankrupt all the terrorist facilities and terrorist syndicates and use the money to fund poor people so they can have a house to live in and food to eat and make all the ldcs in the world more develeoped and suitable to live in and well yeah raise the standard of living there. i might also bankrupt the governmental facilities for finances for buying weaponary and destroy all the weapons in the world (we have to use kiddy knives and forks as well) so that no one can hurt no one and we are all forced to live in harmony (still not very sure how it's going to work but yeah) 

6.) If you were in a band, what instrument/role would you play?

i would play the drums and then i'd be the drummer right? cause drums = drummer / its kind of a given thing/ but yeah cause um i only know how to play the durms but it'd be cool if i could play bass cause that's pretty cool too yeah. actually everyone in a band is pretty cool i'd be fine with any role really because yeah it'll already be smashing that i could be in the band. 

7.) Which forgeign language did you have to learn at school?

i took conversational malay but i didn't listen in class /oops/ ahaha and does chinese count because 'mother tongue' but still it seems ing foreign to me so i'm saying it counts because to me any language that isn't english is pretty much foreign ohhoho. 

8.) and do you still remember enough to hold a conversation in that language?

does satu dua and tiga count? cause haahahahah never learnt much from those lessons anyway, always hiding out in the toilet to ksip class #swag  and yeah well i can hold a pretty decent conversation in chinese /i think/ i sound weird though omg.

9.) Is there anything you wished would come back into fashion?

second-hand book stores and cd shops and mostly vinyl records (these are so rare now). because i feel like in our society nowadays everyone is reading so little and listening so little all we wanna do is get our point across and bam that's all and yeah like wow people are becoming like uneducated classless chumps and i feel like if reading and music came back we would all understand better and feel more instead of just screaming and shouting in vain and really we would all be better people and it would be so calm and peaceful. food stores and chain fashion shops well there's only so many varieties of food to eat and kinds of clothes to wear but there will never be an end to the books to read and music to hear and that's great because it's an unending supply of good things and yeah. /i swear im not a geek or anything okay i just--

10.) Have you ever been approached by someone who knew you but you couldn't remember them for the life of you?

uh well no cause i don't talk to anyone and so they wouldn't know my name because i don't talk much and yes i don't like talking to other humans in general.

11.) Have you ever heard any outstanding rumours about yourself

no not really because i'm pretty invisible so like no one's gonna spread rumours about me because they don't know i exist yeah. /whoop whoop/ 

and well i can't make 11 questions cause s t u p i d and needs to study for exams /already doing badly so far/ and i can't tag anyone cause i have no friends /see foreword/ hahahaaahahahah okay great yeah.

-sammy