I keep getting inspired to make fanfics /ultimate sobs

I seriously can't keep doing this though...One of my fanfics was inspired by Kevin Hart...and it was during his shows...when he called his uncle a thug...I just couldn't help it, so I created one.

Another one was inspired by a duck. 

YES A DUCK. I was feeding it and I was like "Aw...a duck that has fanboying feels(cause my duck be male) and he would want to become a human to get closer to them...wait...not a duck...A CAT." 

I think I have a problem, please help me ;-;