I used the internet for some inspiration, but most of these are my ideas.

Warning: Annoying Russia is not recommended, as you would probably die.

Italy:

1. Before he can finish saying "PASTAA~", quickly gag his mouth with a cloth.

2. Pull on his hair curl non-stop.

3. Eat pasta in front of him and if he asks for some, DON'T SHARE.

4. Tell him that Germany hates him.

5. If he asks you to hide him from Germany to avoid doing traning, bring him straight to Germany.

6. Tell him that Holy Roman Empire is dead.

7. Steal his pasta.

8. When having a conversation with him, say that you think pasta is disgusting, tasteless and gross. So, just diss pasta in general.

 

America:

1. Steal his burgers and soda.

2. Replace his horror movies with kiddy cartoons or chick flicks.

3. Call him "Allie" as a nickname for Alfred.

4. Repeatedly ask him what the F in his name stands for.

5. Poke him, then poke his stomach and ask "Aren't you meant to be fat after all those burgers?"

6. When he's about to yell "I'M THE HERO!", interrupt him in the middle of it and yell "NO, I'M THE HERO!"

7. Make him listen to American Idiot.

8. about his weight (he isn't fat, but in one episode they acted like he was)

 

Germany:

1. Lecture him about his potato mashing when he eats potatoes.

2. Show him GerIta (GermanyxItaly) fanart.

3. Tell him how much his training .

4. If he offers you wurst, squish it, throw it on the floor and repeatedly stomp on it.

5. Say to him how much you hate wurst and potatoes.

6. Paint the outside of his house pink.

7. Get a couple of Barbie dolls and put it in his closet.

8. Take a photo of it, put it on every social media site you know and send the picture to every country and micro nation.

 

China:

1. Call him " Wang" instead of Yao Wang.

2. Insult Hello Kitty in front of him.

3. Steal Shinatty-chan's knock-off Hello Kitty costume.

4. When he's making zui xie (drunken crab), switch the wine for grape juice when he's not looking.

5. Tell all the countries and micro nations that you can prove China is actually a girl. Use his ponytail and Hello Kitty obsession as proof.

6. Cut his ponytail off.

7. about how he says "Aru" at the end of every sentence.

8. Tell him you know his favourite car. When he asks what you think it is, say "SubARU".

 

Japan:

1. Steal all his anime and manga.

2. Just the day before the World Conference, put a red sock in his laundry that has his military uniform.

3. Lock him in a room with Korea.

4. Mess something of his up and when he cleans it, mess it up again.

5. about his accent.

6. Make him say "election" (with his accent, it becomes "") and record it.

7. Call him a up for being good at Germany's training.

8. Tell him to "GIVE CLEAR ANSWERS, DAMMIT!"

 

England:

1. Tell him what everyone actually thinks of his horrible cooking.

2. about his eyebrows.

3. Call him "Iggy Brows".

4. Tell him that the creatures he can see aren't real and that he should lay off the drugs.

5. Get a gun at point it at the Flying Mint Bunny.

6. When he's asleep, shave off his eyebrows and draw on thin ones.

7. Draw a monocle, moustache and goatee to match the eyebrows.

8. Tell France that you can forge England's signature on the marriage application form and when he gives it to you, forge the signature. Tell England what you did the next day.

 

Russia:

1. Lock him in a room with Belarus.

2. Touch his vodka.

3. When he's not looking, steal his scarf and hide it in a place he would never look.

4. Tell him that "Kolkolkol" isn't intimidating.

5. Don't become one with Russia.

6. If he asks you to hide him from Belarus, refuse and bring him straight to Belarus.

7. Or, you can say yes and call Belarus over to his hiding place.

8. When he has his evil purple aura, splash pink paint on it and stick flowers on it (is that even possible? XD).

 

France (stole most of them, but some of the ones I stole were a bit modified):

1. about his uniform being so flashy, his enemies always find him.

2. Flirt with every other guy/girl and when he tries to flirt with you, reject him before he could get started. Bonus points if you are brave (or bi) enough to flirt with both genders.

3. Tell him that no, it wasn't God slacking off and that he actually isn't awesome.

4. Cut his hair.

5. Draw England's eyebrows on his face while he's sleeping.

6. Reveal the truth to him: England is and will always be, ier than him.

7. Give him a bouquet of roses that has a tag that says "Love, England".

8. Say to him that England's foos is better than his food.