So i saw a lot of these from instagram, and other social medias (or my brothers lolol what). i find a lot of these hilarious though lol

• if your cheese is stuck in a bush with no windows, how many zebras does it taks to screw in a lightbulb? None silly, worms don't have toenails!
• Onew: I accidentally called 911 today
  Onew: So i set the dorm on fire so i wouldn't look stupid
  Jonghyun: ...
  Key: ...
  Minho: ...
  Taemin: ...
• Onew: Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ...
  Because I ate it!
  *silence*
• I STILL LOVE YOU INFINITE OKAY YOUR STILL MY BIAS GROUP OKAY I JUST HAD TO SAY THAT SINCE BOTH OF THOSE ONES WERE SHINEE
• My brother prank calling at the age of 8:
  *cousin dial phone number and hands it to bro*
  Bro: Why did the cow cross the road? ...
  Moo!
  Auntie: Paul? PAUL?! IS THAT YOU?!
  Bro: oh snap! *hangs up*
  Bro: Why did you call her! (and then she came to our house a few minutes later lolol)
• im a man too you know, i go pee pee standing up!

well i'm done lol