Okay so heres the thing everyone.
I will help you while you still have the chance
If you are ever in my class (highly doubt it)
And we are assigned a project
DO NOT
I REPEAT DO NOT
Pick me as your partner
If you still want me as a partner here is what will happen.
Stage 1: I will cry for two days about how we have an assignment
Stage 2: I will be on instagram/facebook/ tumblr while you are explaining something to me
Stage 3: I will NEVER listen to a word you say
Stage 4: I will stay up to 4:00 am listening to music and do random ish the night before it's due
Stage 5: Will not show up the day it's due and say I was sick....for half the day
Stage 6: Will see the bad grade and shrug while say that "we" tried

Still wanna be my partner? >:D