I AM 80% mentally unstable

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door 
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. 
[ ] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blond.
 
TOTAL: 4
 
[ ] You know that it IS possible to your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.
 
TOTAL: 5
 
[x] you have seen the matrix
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
 
TOTAL: 8
 
[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just can't stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'
 
TOTAL: 13
 
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. e.g. picks, cards, pens, phones, money, keys etc.
 
TOTAL: 17
 
[ ] You have sent chain mail because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things. ...(i broke most of mirrors in my house T^T/accidentally/)
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[ ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[ ] The word "um" is used frequently.
[ ] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
 
TOTAL:  20
 
Take your total, Multiply by 4
 
Put the title as : I'm ____ mentally unstable
i'm 80% mentally unstable *place myself in the mental hospital tbh*

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