I have work to do. I am procastinating.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

"Una changes into un in front of a feminine noun or adjective..." (Quick Fix Spanish Grammar by Keith Chambers)

 

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

The mirror

 

3. Before you started this survey, what were you doing?

Updating my RP blog on Tumblr

 

4. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Some infotainment about a stupid 13 yo son of a celeb who totaled his car and killed 7 people as well as injuring other 9 or 10.

 

5. Without looking, guess what time it is

nine-ish.

 

6. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

9:44 PM, GMT+7

 

7. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

One of the turtles banging its head to its container

 

8. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Just got home, actually. I went to Starbucks to work coz I couldn't think at home.

 

9. Did you dream last night?

Yep.

 

10. Do you remember your dreams?

Uh-huh.

 

11. When did you last laugh?

This morning in class, if I'm not mistaken. 

 

12. Do you remember why / at what?

One of my students had a pronunciation test and she burst into tears because she thought she flunked it. She aced it, btw.

 

13. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Umm... a large Winnie The Pooh jigzaw puzzle, a wooden bookshelf, and a cross

 

14. Seen anything weird lately?

Weird is in the eye of the beholder. You should have asked if I did anything out of the ordinary lately.

 

15. What do you think of this quiz?

A waste of time. And I'm the fool who wastes her time doing this. 

 

16. What is the last film you saw?

The Heat. Maaan, Sandra Bullock rocked it.
 

17. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?

Can I also multiply myself? I want to live in the UK, Stratford upon Avon where Shakespeare lived. I want to stay in Seattle, no thanks to the movie Sleepless in Seattle that I watched when I was a kid. I want to live in Spain - Spanish is one of the iest languages on planet earth, thank you very much! I also want to move to Canberra, Australia. But at the same time I'm looking forward to go to Korea. 
 

18. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Hmmm... same as Benavidas, my first thought is property. A lot of land, too - I would make conservation out of the lands I own. Then I guess I would create charity and funds for social organisations (kids, the LGBTA, planned parenthood thingy). Then I'd deposit half of what was left and well, use the other half to make my mom happy.

 

19. Tell me something about you that most people don't know.

People scare me more than anything else in the world.. maybe second to worms.

 

20. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I'd reverse all this patriarchal bull. 

 

21. Do you like to dance?

yeah, ballroom dance.

 

22. Would you ever consider living abroad?

yeah, totes.

 

23. Does your name make any interesting anagrams?

Not as interesting as Lord Voldemort, no.

 

24. Who made the last incoming call on your phone?

The office, I think.

 

25. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?

My student's thesis to be revised.

 

26. Last time you swam in a pool?

About two years ago?

 

27. Type of music you like most?

Country music, hands down!

28. Type of music you dislike most?

Anything that's loud enough to burst my eardrums

 

29. Are you listening to music right now?

Not really. Unless you consider the music that doesn't stop playing in my head, that is.

 

30. What color is your bedroom carpet?

No carpet

 

31. If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do?

remodel the whole house. for goodness' sake, my brother has to stay in what's supposed to be the maid-servant's room because we have no more spare room left!

 

32. What was the last thing you bought?

Snicker bars.

 

33. Have you ever ridden on a motorbike?

Yes. Every damn day, btw

 

34. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?

Over my dead body.

 

35. Do you have a garden?

Nope. We have some potted plants. Cacti.

 

36. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?

Damn right I do

 

37. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?

If my hair looks okay

 

38. If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be?

*sighs* One? Only one? Well then... most probably Brittany Snow because she's the one lady who managed to make me break my own rule of not following any celebs on Twitter.

 

39. Who sent the last text message you received?

My gf

 

40. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?

Max out my credit card? Am I a moron? Dude, I didn't even dare commit suicide because I know I'd leave my family with bills to pay! 

 

41. What time is bed time?

whenever I have time to sleep at night.

 

42. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?

HA.. HA... HA.. HA.. AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... no.

 

43. How many tattoos do you have?

zilch

 

44. If you don't have any, have you ever thought of getting one?

Thinking of getting a ladybug tat on my wrist, some kind of the butterfly project thing but less obvious. 

 

45. What did you do for your last birthday?

Treating the whole family, two of whom didn't even remember it was my birthday, out for dinner. I had to pay. Sweet.

 

46. Do you carry a donor card?

No.

 

47. Who was the last person you ate dinner with?

My cousin

 

48. Is the glass half empty or half full?

my water bottle is only a quarter full.

 

49. What's the farthest-away place you've been?

The Africa part of Egypt, I think.

 

50. When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato?

I don't eat tomatoes

 

51. Have you ever won a trophy?

Yes, several

 

52. Are you a good cook?

I can cook ramen noodles, does that count?

 

53. Do you know how to pump your own gas?

jsure thin

 

54. If you could meet any one person (from history or currently alive), who would it be?

Eve from the Christian Holy Bible. I want to scream on her face, "What the actual were you thinking!?"

 

55. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school?

kindergarten to high school, yo.

 

56. Do you touch-type?

What does that even mean?

 

57. What's under your bed?

scales, folded table

 

58. Do you believe in love at first sight?

I believe in lust at first sight. s

 

59. Think fast, what do you like right now?

All I know is I don't like you at all.

 

60. Where were you on Valentine's day?

Working my off

 

61. What time do you get up?

5 am at the latest.

 

62. What was the name of your first pet?

Yoko and Xiao Liong Lie (yeah, lame, I know. Shut up)

 

63. Who is the second to last person to call you?

The office, different person, tho - that counts.

 

64. Is there anything going on this weekend?

Nope

 

65. How are you feeling right now?

Tired

 

66. What do you think about the most?

work, money, bills to pay, if I'm going to hell, death, work, money, bills to pay...

 

67. What time do you get up in the morning?

This question has been asked before. Think of another one, lazy pants!

 

68. If you had A Big Win in the Lottery, how long would you wait to tell people?

Long. Very long. Very very long. 

 

69. Who would you tell first?

My gf

 

70. What is the last movie that you saw at the cinema?

Wolverine

 

71. Do you sing in the shower?

Sing is such a boring word. I conduct a concert every single time.

 

72. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?

How about you go out there and get a job first before you ask this question. Let's see if you still ask it then.

 

73. What do you do most when you are bored?

browse tumblr. or read books. 

 

74. What do you do for a living?

I work in four different places now. I'm a high school teacher, an editor, a university professor, and a translator.

 

75. Do you love your job?

oh yeah, totes.  

 

76. What did you want to be when you grew up?

A hermit. honest.

 

77. If you could have any job, what would you want to do/be?

a hermit 

 

78. Which came first the chicken or the egg?

Chicken. Scientifically speaking, they did survive the evolution thing from a single crappy cell and whatnot. Biblically speaking.. well.. there's nowhere in the Bible that said God created an egg.

 

79. How many keys on your key ring?

3 on my house key ring, 1 on my motorcycle key ring

 

80. Where would you retire to?

somewhere quiet

 

81. What kind of car do you drive?

I ride motorbike, a Honda Revo.

 

82. What are your best physical features?

my brain. I

 

83. What are your best characteristics?

people say it's my sarcasm.

 

84. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation where would you go?

anywhere but not here.

 

85. What kind of books do you like to read?

I read all kind of books from the classics to encyclopedia.

 

86. Where would you want to retire to?

I can't hear you over the sound of my awesomeness

 

87. What is your favorite time of the day?

midnight. It's quiet.

 

88. Where did you grow up?

places

 

89. How far away from your birthplace do you live now?

far far away

 

90. What are you reading now?

"An Outline of American Literature" and "The Brief History of the United States" ("brief" my - it's 987 pages long!)

 

91. Are you a morning person or a night owl?

Like Benavidas, I am both. Afternoon is my enemy.

 

92. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

No.

 

93. Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows?

Yes.

 

94. Do you have pets?

Yep, two turtles.

 

95. How many rings before you answer the phone?

I wait until they give up

 

96. What is your best childhood memory?

Climbing a tree and hiding there until the evening

 

97. What are some of the different jobs that you have had in your life?

Every job I've ever done had a connection to education

 

98. Any new and exciting things that you would like to share?

I have an RP blog

 

99. What is most important in life?

Being happy, which I still don't know how until now.
 

100. What Inspires You?

D.H. Lawrence's poem, "Self Pity" was the first poem that slapped me from my despair.. so I suppose great writers inspire me.