SHIPS I DON'T GET

I MIGHT GET A LOT OF HATE FOR THIS BUT #YOLO I NEED TO RANT c:

 

 

Okay, so as a Krisber shipper and an avid Amber stan, of course I know about the various other ships that fans made up for Kris and Amber.

Now, I get Henber, Keyber, Haeber, Myungber etc. etc. etc.

I understand the ships made for Miss Liu because she's so gorgeous and everyone wants a piece of her friendly.

I mean, Luna herself said that there's no one that Amber doesn't know.

 

 

Now I won't touch on the "Krisber is real" subject because I could go on forever and I have a feeling this blog will be longer than what I anticipated.

 

 

 

I'm having a really hard time comprehending 95% of the Heteroual ships made for Kris.

Sookris? Krissica? Seokris? Kristal? Kristoria?

What are those? Types of food? Brands of insect repellants? Pesticides, maybe?

As far as I know, I've never seen Kris interact with any other girl idols, so I did a little bit of researching James Bond-style.

(And by "researching James Bond-style" I mean Googling and tumblring)

 

 

And OH the ridiculous things that fans base their ships to be 'real' on.

 

Jessica walks past Kris

Shippers' reaction:

OMG KRISSICA MOMENT DID YOU SEE HOW KRIS' EYES MET HERS FOR 0.0000000000000034 SECONDS OMFG GET MARRIED ALREADY!

 

Kris walks past Sooyoung

Shippers' reaction:

OMG HE WAS TOTES STARING AT HER! (a/n: he was actually looking at the crowd, just like she was)

 

Seohyun stands on one end of the room and Kris on the other

Shippers' reaction:

OMG THEY'RE OBVIOULSY IN A SECRET RELATIONSHIP WE DON'T KNOW ABOUT KYAAAH! > <

 

 

My reaction to all:

I don't get it gif photo: rrpa2u.gif

 

 

And I can't find anything for the other "ships" except for fan edits (which don't count AT ALL)

 

 

 

 

Please help me understand these Kris "ships".

I'm not trying to sink any ship or start a fight; I'm just really confused.

Maybe a link to an actual convincing evidence that they actually acknowledge each other as actual human beings would be nice too?

Whatever it is, I just needed to rant. Which I don't do very often.

 

 

 

I thank you.

/bows/

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ashori_ajol #1
I totally agree with this 1000000%! Thank u so much for putting this up XD
anitahsieh1993 #2
totally agree with u autor!
Ishipit #3
I re-read ur blog again... bcos I love the way you express it.. hehehhe... I feel u sis
dieu_khuong #4
where is the like or LOVE button please? <3
Wonachan #5
Lol~ I think so too. Some shippers are just delusional. I think Kris is stylish, Amber is tomboy so at least Kris is interested in Amber in some ways. Don't have to be lovey way, but in some ways at least. Others idols, label-mates maybe -_-
kwon-saedism #6
I so feel you! I can't even imagine shipping Kris or any of the EXO members with anyone from SNSD or the other four members f(x) . I aprrove of EXO pairings though...but not hetero pairings with female species who isn't Amber.
GigglesnBits #7
....PURELY BROTHEHOOD.
Love you exo~~~~
GigglesnBits #8
I know how you feel honestly. Im tired of both the hetero and homo ual pairings altogether.
Aaaaaaaaaaaah! I hate it!
None of it is real i wish fans would stop being so delusional as it is NEVER i repeat NEVER gonna happen so cut the bull please. I only believe in the friendship exo has between themself and thats it for me.
WeiShan #9
I even stopped liking any pairings that I used to ship. Then, they lose the position as my bias. Fan girls are ing annoying.
blindstar #10
lol. i am totally agree with you. they just want believe something they want to happen. its alright as long as they DON'T BASH OUR PRECIOUS AMBABY and KRISBER shippers
exodicks #11
some said on tumblr that Kris had surfed internet and got lost on tumblr, he found krissica on it and he stopped it because it was disgusting for him. loling so hard if this was true, kris doesn't approve krissica on internet, he approves krisber on instagram. HA!


and for the one who comments below me, kris and (?)sohyun(?) like reading self-improvement book and the ship is sailing, lmao. i like reading self-improvement book as well and about cooking improvement too, so, i can ship myself with Kris and Amber(?). if i was delusional, i could create it, lol, no offense, just trying to be logical.

i ship the whole ships in exo, only Amber who is close to them, as i know (or maybe Victoria, i saw the picture of ot12 with Victoria). I can't see the other girls. i dislike crackships, no, just, no. i dislike delusional fangirls either, big NO. i don't care they ship the boys with those holy goddesses chicken legs korean girls with no flaws, it's just adobe photoshopped pictures, lol. i approve real moments, exoamber, amexo, exober, vicexo, exovic, exotoria, whatever you call them.
OfSereneNights #12
Hi! Well, I'll be straightforward so please don't think that I came here to start a ruckus or what.

First, all of those Kris-ships are most probably crackships if you consider "ships and otps" as couples who only have "decent and concrete moments". And I do agree that shippers might get all delusional just seeing their biases interact-no actually just by bowing or passing by with each other XD

As for me, personally I was a bit offended. IDK if it's because of my pride as a seokris shipper or just because I envy how krisber shippers have more of these concrete evidences of their ships since Kris and Amber seemed close.

Hmmm. I need not moments to ship them lol. When I heard that Kris likes self-improvement books, I kind of think that he immediately would click well with my bias-Seohyun.

As for the other ships: KrisSica = they have lots of moments in SMTown concerts. SooKris = both 90-liners and tall lol. KrisToria = Chinese leaders ftw!

So yeah..
Elf_lovingfx #13
I just ship Kristoria as like siblings (?) the Chinese leaders, kind of like that.
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