My failed one-sided love that's not an untouchable idol all the way across some of the Pacific Ocean.

 

Without me knowing, my friend got my crush to text me. 

And my crush texted me 

 

 

'helo' 

I replied 

'zelo'

'Kk, who is this?'

 

and then there is no answer back so I'm like meh.

 

AND THEN ON THE BUS MY FRIEND IS LIKE

DID HE TEXT YOU?

 

AND I' LIKE 

WHO TEXTED ME ?

 

AND HE'S LIKE,

LOL. JASON. [ we nicknamed him Jason for our purposees but that's another story ]

 

I'M LIKE

. THAT WAS JASON? /INSERT MURDER OF FRIEND HERE.

 

LUCKILY I DIDN'T GET ARRESTED.

 

But like two days later, I was texting my sister and I sent her a text in Korean saying

Jjajangmyun (love heart) kk (smiley) [all in korean} 

Because my sister loves jjajangmyun

 

ONLY IT WASN'T MY SISTER.

I GET A CALL FROM MY CRUSH THAT I MISS BY TEN MINUTES 

I RING BACK AND THAT MOFO DOESN'T REPLY.

SO I'M LIKE

FML

HE'S GONNA THINK I'M A FATTY.

 

 

AND NOW I'M DYING.

OF WHAT... I DON'T KNOW.