for every ninety nine times you look me in the eye

*in which i avoid doing my biology homework because biology is ew and biology homework is double ew. also stolen from elly. also i have no idea this is so long but whatevvves.

1) uality?
IDEK? i am me-ual. whatever
 
2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
Sara Bareilles, the person I stole this tag from, JEN SENPAI, and not infinite
 
3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
"Yeah," he said. The light turned green. I braced myself. Augustus slammed the gas. --John Green, The Faults in Our Stars
 
4) What do you think about most?
How to take over the world. No, seriously, I had a d-day set and everythin when I was in sixth grade and I had convinced half my friends that I was going to take over the world. Oh, good days.
 
5) What does your latest text message from someone else say? 
that's how i take all selfies tbh
 
6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on? 
When I was younger, my mom told me bed bugs crawl into places they shouldn't and i am now forever scared of sleeping .
 
7) What's your strangest talent?
i have no talent what is talent and why does everyone else besides me have one?
 
8) Girls.... (finish the sentence); Boys.... (finish the sentence) 
Girls aren't all stuck up and spoiled. Boys are sort of disgustingly funny.
 
9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?

Yes.

 

10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
the last time i listened to mona lisa by MBLAQ.
 
11) Do you have any strange phobias?
I am deathly afraid of looking into mirrors at night time. no thank you, not after that bloody mary episode of supernatural (i can't watch supernatural too scary for me I AM A WIMP JUST LEAVE ME BEEE)
 
12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
HA HA I AM NOT THAT STRANGE NO
 
13) What's your religion?
my family is buddhist, i consider myself to have no religion
 
14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing? 
walking my doggy or writing. but it's been too hot lately.
 
15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? 
both. i am in theater and i enjoy BTS work too. so yep.
 
16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band? 
Infinite for kpop, as for my favorite nonkpop band, i have a lot. plain white t's, owl city, one republic, ready set, the wanted, etc.
 
17) What was the last lie you told? 
i don't remember
 
18) Do you believe in karma?
i believe the world needs balance, and i believe the universe is built upon balance. so yes, in a way.
 
19) What does your URL mean? 
it's a play on of the word spoonerism, a speech defect of sorts that i am convinced i have, and i like sporks. WHAT'S SO WRONG ABOUT SPORKS. NO IT IS NOT SPORKING YOU DIRTY MINDED PEOPLE WHO PMED ME.
 
20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
my weakness is my lack of motivation to do anything, my strength is that i can lie very well. lol.
 
21) Who is your celebrity crush?
not sungyeol
 
22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping? 
yes, i even ran through rain with other village kids.
 
23) How do you vent your anger?
i cry? i am that person who cries for everything, happiness, anger, sadness, frustration, etc.
 
24) Do you have a collection of anything?
books. lots of them. lots of them.
 
25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
either way, me and my best friend have had an ongoing skype call that lasted for five hours before and we've spent nearly three hours talking on the phone. so COME AT ME PHONE BILL.
 
26) Are you happy with the person you've become?
i dont even know who i am yet, so i will answer this maybe ten years from now.
 
27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
The sound a spoon makes when it's rubbing between a fork's blade. god i nearly cried when my friends kept doing it at the lunch table last year, those s (jk i love you guys maybe)
 
28) What's your biggest "what if"?
What if this is this is all a dream?
 
29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
yes i do. i mean lee sungyeol lives right? why not aliens?
 
30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
a wall and a bowl of food.
 
31) Smell the air. What do you smell? 
fish and rice because that's what i'm eating
 
32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
a taco bell bathroom. god bless all you poor souls who've experienced the same.
 
33) Choose East Coast or West Coast? 
I LIVE IN THE MIDWEST WHY YOU MAKE ME CHOOSE? um. east, because i always wanted to live in Maine. i mean snow on a beach? yes please.
 
34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender? 
...sungyeol...
 
35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
To not hold back, because if you don't ever do this now, when will you ever do it? all those healthfreaks, nothing against them or anything, but if you don't eat all this now, what are you going to do with a few extra years of life? honestly i don't understand, death is gonna come sooner or later, i don't care what i eat as long as it's good.
 
36) Define Art.
a way to express oneself through brushstrokes and font faces. a way to captivate souls and enchant minds, to show new ways of living, to build broken bridges beautifully.
 
37) Do you believe in luck?
Maybe.
 
38) What's the weather like right now?
Mild.
 
39) What time is it?
4:52 PM
 
40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
not for another two years, no.
 
41) What was the last book you read?
1984 by George Orwell. that book gave me feels. i loved it, but everyone else in my english class hated it. THIS IS ART.
 
42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?
yes...i am guilty of liking it.
 
43) Do you have any nicknames?
my religion dubbed me a nickname that i hate. but i am not saying what it is.
 
44) What was the last movie you saw?
i don't remember i watch lots of movies.
 
45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
i had to get stitches above my right eyebrow because i fell on a very sharp edge...of a sandbox. DONT JUDGE ME I WAS LIKE SEVEN OKAY.
 
46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
yes. it was half dead. and we looked at it under a microscope.
 
47) Do you have any obsessions right now?
sure? i don't know. i just love poking my dog in the thigh because he just shrieks and runs away. he's very ticklish.
 
48) What's your ual orientation?
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49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
idek???????????????????????/
 
50) Do you believe in magic?
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51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
yes but i can't hold it forever. i end up forgiving them even if i don't outright accept their apology.
 
52) What is your astrological sign?
virgo lady right here
 
53) Do you save money or spend it? 
save it then blow it all at once
 
54) What's the last thing you purchased?
my new laptop. /isspoiled I WORKED HARD TO SAVE FOR THIS OKAY.
 
55) Love or lust? 
love
 
56) In a relationship?
no and i don't really want to be in one
 
57) How many relationships have you had?
238497239325048999320585945685*0 the answer to that.
 
58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue? 
if i try hard enough yes
 
59) Where were you yesterday?
home and school
 
60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
yes my princess bandaid.
 
61) Are you wearing socks right now?
nope socks are lame
 
62) What's your favorite animal?
i am a cat person but i have a dog. that says a lot about my personality.
 
63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
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it just sort of happens, i don't think there is one single way to do it?
 
64) Where is your best friend?
our partying. loljk probably at home or at practice.
 
66) What is your heritage?
let's leave this blank.
 
67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
sleeping like a good girl.
 
70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
yes i am awesome i would so love someone like me as their best friend
 
71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
i can't swim? i would call someone for help though, shout at the top of my lungs though.
 
72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid? 
i am telling no one, because then i won't have any freedom. they'll all be sad and the atmosphere is not what i want for my last days alive. i would try to book a flight to France or somewhere i've always wanted to be, ditch school and just enjoy myself being a tourist. of course i would be afraid.
 
73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love.
trust, because love needs trust to grow.
 
74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
the silliest song ever, Booty Man. i always laugh whenever it comes on.
 
75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
0594
 
76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
for both party to be comfortable with each other, to have a strong bond that nothing can break, to cherish each other even if they don't show their affection for one another on a daily basis. a kind of mellow and easy going kind of relationship is ideal.
 
77) How can I win your heart? 
i like someone who can make me laugh and forget myself. if you can make me see only you, i think we have a done deal.
 
78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
yes i am one hundred and ten percent sure i am crazy. it all depends, really.
 
79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
i honestly don't know
 
80) What size shoes do you wear?
usa size, five and a half, six.
 
81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone? 
"The end of a loved one's life does not signal the end of yours. You can shoot for the stars and come tumbling down, but that is not the end. The end is when everything turns into oblivion and there will be no one around to remember you. Then, you can mourn for me, because there will be no one left to mourn for you." (totally did not steal that from a book, not tomb stone material really, but whatever,)
 
82) What is your favorite word?
the french way of saying Germany--Allemagne
 
83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
your heart is running a marathon in place, it keeps pushing and pushing until finally, finally it reaches the finish line.
 
84) What is a saying you say a lot?
damn straight
 
85) What's the last song you listened to?
Secret by One Republic (it's actually playing right now)
 
86) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?
purple
 
87) What is your current desktop picture?
just a random picture of the ocean at dawn
 
88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
my biology teacher. lol just kidding i don't know. i probably won't use it.
 
89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
"Did you do your homework?"
 
90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
make nice with them? I MEAN THEY'RE PROBABLY JUST MY MOM AND HER FRIENDS WITH NIGHT MASKS ON.
 
91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power? 
bro, shadow manipulation is the . i keep telling everyone that controlling people's shadow would be awesome but no one ever listens to me.
 
92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
i don't honestly care. i mean, there are some really embarrassing moments but no one really remembers them. why should i care?
 
93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
i don't think something majorly terrible has happened to me.
 
94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
ew no one they're all too old for me no thank you.
 
95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
france. we can go to france this summer for my french class if people are willing to pay $3000 for it. i'm not, it's diappointing, but whatever.
 
96) Do you have any relatives in jail
yes.
 
97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?
yes.
 
98) Ever been on a plane?
all the time. i wanted to be a flight attendant once. i love planes.
 
99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
You might not know who I am or care, but this is not the end, this is not the worst thing that will ever happen. You can strive on, fight, and survive. If you don't, if you take the easy way out, you'll regret it. Quitting does not mean as much as living, no matter how hard it is. There is a way if there is a will.
THE END OF A LONG, LONG TAG. i am so tired. and now homework. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

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