Things that are a given:

• Groups from SM will win music shows at least once with their comeback.

• Zelo will forever be a big baby

• BYG will always be proud of Daehyun's looks

• Recent stories from popular authors will always have over a hundred upvotes

• Himchan will always be proud of his looks

• B.O.F will always be the best drama

• Netizens will always hate everyone

• Kris will always think that he is the best drawer ever

• Super Junior will always be the last man standing

• Sasaengs will always be crazy and hated by everyone

• A world tour will always forget at least one continent and/or is exclusive to Asia only

• Allkpop will always be littered with trolls

• You will never have a romance that's like a k-drama

• *insert main character's name here* will always be a jerk (that may be living next door)

• SM will have the most loved and the most hated groups

• EXO's Chinese songs will always have less views on YT than EXO's Korean ones

• Netizens will always overreact to everything

• Heechul will always be prettier than every girl. Always.

• Flower boys will always be prettier when they dress up as girls than most girls

• HanChul is the realest couple ever. Ever.

And that's all I can think of....