psychological test #2 this makes me want to laugh haha XD

Imagine yourself in a forest.

1: Is the forest you see light or dark?

-- dark...always dark. maybe this has to do with my stories <.< 

2: Did you see a path?

--nope. if it's dark in the forest, i wouldn't see a path at all. i'm all alone in the wilderness of the forest...? 

Now we ask you to walk through the forest.

1: You see a cup. What does it look like?

--why the hell is there a cup in the forest. maybe it's litter. then it'd probably be paper because i hate plastic. 

2: What do you do with it?

--who knows where that thing's been? 'course if there was a trash can, i'd throw it away, but hello? no path. no trashcan. 

You continue on your walk through the forest. You see water.

1: What does it look like?

--a small creek. so the water would be clear/dirty. probably dirty with leaves floating in it. but it'd be really cool.

2: Is the water you see moving?

--yes. ew...stagnant water...mosquitoes...

3: How deep is this water?

-- not very deep. but of course, there's always that unexpected deep spot that you don't expect. THE DARK ABYSS OF ONE'S SOUL. 

4: You need to cross the water. How do you do it?

--look for rocks? what if i decide not to cross the water? 

You continue on your walk through the forest. You see a bear.

1: What sort of bear is it?

-- AN ANGRY ONE. is that an answer acceptable? 

2: What’s your bear doing?

-- lol, when did it become my bear? well...he's angry. and hungry. can't blame him for being angry. just wandering through the forest aimlessly because he's mad.

3: You need to move on.

--uhh....obviously? what, do i wanna sit down and make a documentary about him?

How do get around the bear?

--umm...i'm in the bushes. it's not in front of me. i just go the long way around.. take a detour you know? 

You continue walking. You reach a beach.

--i hate the beach. 

1: How many people do you see? 

--no one. i hate beaches. and i hate crowded beaches even more.

2: How far are the nearest people?

--well...let's see...the nearest sign of civilization is approximately 250 miles away. 

 

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The forest and the path

If you saw a path in the forest you’re not yet settled into your life as it is. Younger people usually see a path. Why is this? The path is symbolic of where you’re going. People still finding their way in life are more likely to see a path. Those more settled in their direction or place in life are less likely to see a path.

 

{ this is so wrong. i don't see a path but i'm lost as heck. i don't even know what i'm doing with my life right now. }

The Cup

The cup is symbolic of wealth and your approach to it. The question gave you the chance to see any sort of cup. A tea cup, a sporting trophy, a tin cup, even a steaming cup of coffee! This question gave you the opportunity to reward yourself. If you said you saw a cup that appeared valuable then you rewarded yourself with something of value to you. If you didn’t see a valuable cup then you didn’t give yourself a reward when the opportunity arose.

{i kinda get that. so i don't give myself rewards? a sporting trophy? lol wut? }


If you left the cup alone you were given the chance to take a reward but left it behind you. Either wealth has no real value to you or wealth is something you think you’ve got to work for.

{okay....? it's in the freaking forest. it's a paper cup. probably soggy. it's not even mine. who knows what someone did to it. i ain't touching that. it's like...a dirty reward.}


If you picked the cup up and then put it down again you were given the chance to take a reward and then you found an immediate use for the cup and used it there and then. Many people see a cup of tea or coffee and drink it. Did you do something similar? You left the chance for a reward behind you and found a practical use for the cup. You took a ‘here and now’ approach to the reward.

 

{a cup in the forest. why would i drink out of it and use it right then and there? THAT'S SO UNHYGIENIC. I WOULD DISINFECT IT FIRST BEFORE I EVEN TOUCH IT. }

If you used the cup but then left it behind it means that you were given the chance to take a reward, you were curious enough to pick the cup up, but left it behind you. Either wealth has no real value to you or wealth is something you think you’ve got to work for.

If you took the cup with you then you probably saw a cup that was in some way valuable to you. You saw the chance to quickly reward yourself with easy pickings and you took it.

 

okay...makes perfect sense.....T.T


 Water

Water is symbolic of . {WAIT WUT.} The depth and speed of the water you see is indicative of your attitude, appetite and approach to . this ain't even true yo. 

The speed at which you see water moving is an indicator of you appetite for . But, not necessarily your need. The slower the water, the lower your appetite. The faster the water, the greater your appetite. stop with the nonsense already. 

The depth of the water is an indicator of how you see and what you want from . If you saw shallow water then you are able to reach fulfillment from deep and intense lovemaking. If you saw fast moving water, ‘little and often’ is for you.  STAHPPPPP. wait...but i had a deep spot in the creek. what's that supposed to mean, yo?

If you saw deep waters then your love for the ‘deep and intense’ doesn’t mean you cannot enjoy anything else. You get true fulfillment from deeper and more intense lovemaking. For you, still waters run deep. yo. still water is stagnant and attracts bacteria and mosquitoes. 

The ease with which you cross the water is an indicator of your attitude and approach to . The more easily you crossed the water, the more comfortable or liberal you’re likely to be in your approach to .

{I FIND THIS SO HILARIOUS RIGHT NOW. WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE.}


The Bear

The bear is symbolic of problems and how you deal with them. The question gave you the chance to see a problem. If you saw a teddy or Winnie-the-Pooh then in relative terms your life is stress free and when given a problem you don’t see one. You’re pretty happy with life too.

{WHO.  WOULD.  SEE WINNIE THE POOH IN A MFING FORESTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.} <---laughing right now because felix- wrote this XD

If you saw a real bear you were given the chance to see a problem. People under routine stress will see large and very dangerous bears.

 

{i SURE AS HELL HOPE YOU ALL SAW A REAL BEAR.  SRSLY} <----lol seriously XD 

Equally a bear you’re ignoring or was ignoring you, is indicative of how you see stress and problems when they’re presented to you.

If the bear hasn’t seen you or has seen you but is doing cute ‘bear type’ things then you don’t have many real problems in your life. You’re not under everyday stress or worry. Given the chance to see a problem, you didn’t see one.

{"cUTE bEAr TYPE THINGS"} <----lol i would pay to see this aegyo bear bahaha

If the bear has seen you but is minding his own business then whilst you have the usual problems in your life, you’re not under unhealthy levels of stress or worry.

If the bear has seen you and is looking threatening you need a holiday! You’re under high levels of stress or worry. thank you. i know. 

How you get round the bear is indicative of how you deal with problems and how you resolve them. If you answered that you were considering adoption then your approach is very different to other people’s. Unfortunately for them, most people are under much more stress than you.

{CONSIDERING ADOPTION, ARE YOU TING ME.} <----lol. 



The Beach

The beach is symbolic of how you relate to people around you. How many people you pictured on the beach relates directly to the number of people you want around you. A truly socially gregarious person is most comfortable in the company of a large number of people, and seeks the audience (this personality type sees a beach packed with people). At the opposite end of the scale, those people that see a deserted beach are happy with their own company. They’re very happy to spend long periods on their own where others would feel lonely.

{I HOPE YOU DID NOT JUST WALK THROUGH A FOREST TO REACH A PACKED CALI BEACH} <---thank you. i'm not happy when i'm lonely, but okay.

If you saw hundreds of people you’re a person that’s very comfortable in a crowded pub, club or bar. You may even seek them out. You may like an audience. Where’re you going tonight?


{....MARCHING BAND PRACTICE.} <---rofl right now.


If you saw 20-100 people you’re quite a social animal. Usually comfortable in crowded pubs, clubs or bars. You may even seek them out. Where are you going this Saturday night?


If you saw one or two people then you’re a person who wouldn’t want to spend a whole lot of time in crowded pubs, clubs or bars. You can be a social animal, but you’re often content with your own company. The vast majority of people see a beach with one or two people on it.

If you didn’t see any people then you’re a person least comfortable in a crowded pub, club or bar. You may even avoid them. You have the potential to be a social animal, but you wouldn’t get lonely stranded on a desert island. You’re content for long periods of time with your own company.

 Where you see people on the beach is symbolic of how you relate to people around you. If you saw people close enough to talk to then this suggests you want contact with other people most of the time.

If you saw people that weren’t close enough to talk to then this suggests you don’t need contact with other people all of the time, but like to know that someone is there for you.

If you saw people in the distance then you don’t need contact with other people all of the time. You’re happy with you own company.

 

 

lol i'm laughing at all these comments XD this was more ridiculous than the first. it was only spot on for some, but....i don't even know who made this because you sure have a great imagination. I APPLAUD YOU> 

thanks to felix- for the hilarious comments, like seriously XD

 

 

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Lyricz
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Where'd you find this quiz? I find hilarious!