British
[x] you drink a lot of tea.
[] you know what a brolly is.
[] deal or no deal has taken over your life.
[] you wanted ben to win x factor. 
[] you use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] fish and chips are yummy.
[x] you can eat a full english breakfast.
[] you dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] it's football... not soccer.

Total: 4

Australian
[x] you wear flip flops all year.
[] you call flip flops thongs, not flip flops.
[] you love a backyard barbie.
[x] you know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] you love the beach.
[] sometimes you swear without realizing.
[] you're a sports fanatic.
[x] you are tanned.
[] you're a bit of a bogan.
[] you have an australian something.

Total: 4

Italian
[] the sopranos is a great show.
[x] your last name ends in a vowel.
[] your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] you know how a real meatball tastes.[I ing love meatballs<3]
[] you know italian songs.
[x] you have dark hair and dark eye color.
[] you speak some italian.
[x] you are under 5'10''.
[] you know what a italian horn is.
[x] pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world.
[x] you talk with your hands.

Total:6

Spanish
[] you say member instead of remember.
[x] you speak spanish or some. [if hola and Buenos sias count..well yeah]
[x] you like tacos.
[] yoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[] you are dark skinned.
[] you know what a puta is.
[x] you talk fast occasionally. [When I'm excited?oAo]
[] you have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[] you know what platanos are.

Total: 3

Russian
[] you say villain as: vee-lon.
[x] you get short tempered.
[x] you know of somebody named natasha.
[x] you get cold easily.
[x] rain is fun for you.
[x] you get into contests all the time.
[] you can easily make do with the cold weather.

Total: 5

Irish
[] you think beer is the best.
[x] you have a bad temper.
[] your last name starts with a mc, murph, o', fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y. 
[] you have blue or green eyes.
[] you like the color green.
[] you have been to a st. paddy's day party.
[] you have a family member from ireland.
[] you have red hair.
[x] you have/had freckles.
[] your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.

Total: 1

African American
[] you say nigga/nukka casually
[x] you have nappy hair.
[x] you like rap. 
[x] you know how to shoot a gun.
[] you think president george walker bush is racist.
[x] you like chicken.
[x] you like watermelon.
[] you can dance.
[]  you can 'sing' gospel.

Total: 5

Asian
[x] you have slanty/small eyes. 
[x] you like rice a lot.
[] you are good at math.
[x] you have played the piano.
[x] you have family from asia.
[x] you laugh sometimes covering your mouth.

[x] most people think you're chinese.
[x] you call hurricanes typhoons.
[] you go to baulko.

Total: 7

German
[x] you like bread.
[] you think german chocolate is good.
[]you speak some german.
[] you know what schnitzel is.
[x] you went to preschool.
[x] you're over 5'2

Total: 3

Canadian
[] you like/play/played hockey.
[] you love beer.
[x] you say eh.
[] you know what poutine is.
[] you speak some french.
[] you love tim horton's.
[] at one point you lived in a farm house.
[] you watch/watched degrassi.

Total:1

YUP!! I'M TOTALLY AN ASIAN..PURE ASIAN INDEED