I HATE JUNHYUNG'S HAIR! i tried telling him about it and it turned out to be one of the sloppiest decision i've ever made. 

Hyunseung and Apol were lounging cosily on the couch. His lopsided grin was hinting something she for sure would want to happen and the sooner he initiates it the better. Then suddenly Junhyung appeared in the living room and crossed in front of them, his yellow dyed hair blaring for attention. Apol jumped in shock, almost choking on mere air at the sight of Junhyung’s hair, she couldn’t believe that he would go that extreme.

“Ugh, Junhyung what have you done to yourself? You look like a walking light bulb!” Apol shielded her eyes with her palm, afraid that the hair would act as a moon and direct all the surrounding lights straight to her eyes with an intensity of a laser gun.

Junhyung casted his widened eyes at her, jaw unhinged in shock and infuriation. He had a hand on his heart while the other furiously fanning his flushed face, “I AM BLONDE AND BEAUTIFUL!” he sounded very hurt and even paused for some reaction, but when Apol just blinked her eyes at his outburst. He hollowed his lungs exasperatedly and strutted out, I repeat, he strutted!

Then he came back, banging his bedroom door and with quivering lips, he bellowed, “You think you can say your opinions so loudly just because you’re Hyunseung’s Lady-of-the-Moment? You think you’re better than me?”

Apol blinked her weary eyes again, desperately raking her brain for some answer. But Junhyung couldn’t wait… he didn’t even have the intention to.

“NNNNNNO!” his whole body waved like the finger that he posed in front of him in emphasis on his vehement objection. He turned to guffawed bitterly and resigned for good, disappearing behind his door that he once again banged.

Apol and Hyunseung were left dumbfounded, taking in the silence to process the situation. Hyunseung turned to the TV and spoke in a rather vacant voice, “You just blew your chance on an awesome .”

“I’m not affected… I regret nothing.” Apol shrugged and scooted closer to him. But Seungie gave a long sigh, “Wae? Are you?” she asked looking up to his sulking face.

Hyunseung was silent for a while, rousing suspicion as Apol narrowed her eyes in scrutiny at his reaction, “ARE YOU?”

“The night is deep and my restless body craves for what it deserves.”

“Don’t dare go poetic on me Jang Hyunseung! You want Junhyung for yourself?!”

“The night is deep and its better that your arguments are to be dammed back for tomorrow.”

Apol pushed herself off the couch, stomping and ranting and ranting and ranting. “What !”

Before she was out the BEAST front door, her favorite maknae appeared, offering consolation with a glum face and a warm hug.

“I love you noona but that’s what you get when you try to break JunSeung up.”

“Fine!” she stomped again and yelled for the whole house to hear, “But remember I’m a Biologist! I’m going to denature you all, cell by cell. Buwahahhahahaahahaha” and her laugh when on for hours and hours until she choked on her own spit and died.

---the end. 

and i'm like: do you like it?

and all of you are: 

and you all want to: 

even this   me

and i'll be like c'mon its funny read it again

and then a miracle will happen and all of you will be:

and  i'll be like: 

but you crazy people will take it back like 

and i'm like this again

but then again i don't really care so TROLOLOLOL 

and i don't really HATE Junhyung's hair. i hate him entirely and yes we're back with the Hara thing.

OH MY LORD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!