I'm a hot bare-footed prep who loves to be different who ate the Trojan man because I love

(copied this from someone else)

First, add "I'm a/an" on your title, then add the rest of the answers on as you do the questions. (BTW THIS IS STUPID)

 

What color/kind of socks are you wearing?

[  ] Red = loud

[  ] Green = stupid

[  ] None = freaky

[  ] Fuzzy = gorgeous

[  ] Yellow = innocent

[  ] Purple = a little too happy

[  ] Black = emo

[  ] Stripes = funny

[  ] Gray = y

[  ] Pink = preppy

[  ] Light blue = sweaty

[X] Other = hot- bare footed 

[  ] White = y

 

What kind of pants are you wearing?

[  ] Shorts = cutie

[  ]Skirt/skort =

[  ]Corduroy = homoual

[  ]Tight jeans = scene kid

[  ]Ripped jeans = emo

[  ]Cammo = cage fighter

[X]Jeans = prep

[  ]PJs = pimp

[  ]Cargo = clown

[  ]Sweats = athlete

[  ]Boxers = brat

[  ]Booty shorts = female

[  ]Capris = Gangster

[  ]Nothing = hoe

[  ]Dickies = weirdo

[  ]Bikini bottoms = tiki girl

[  ]Other = addict

 

What is your natural hair color?

[  ]Auburn = that every one wants to make out with

[  ]Blonde = with a broken heart

[  ]Black = with a y smile

[  ]Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend

[  ]Red = that likes to have fun

[x]Brown = who loves to be different

[  ]Dirty blonde= with a nice

[  ]Bald = with herpes

 

Pick the month you were born on:

[X]1 = who ate

[  ]2 = who needed

[  ]3 = who killed

[  ]4 = who shot

[  ]5 = who killed

[  ]6 = who smoked with

[  ]7 = who banged

[  ]8 = who ran shirtless with

[  ]9 = who got stabbed horribly by

[  ]10 = who cuddled with

[  ]11 = who slept with

[  ]12 = who ran with

 

Pick the day you were born on:

[  ]01 = the kool-aid man

[  ]02 = a dog

[  ]03 = a shoe

[  ]04 = a toothbrush

[  ]05 = Santa Claus

[X]06 = The Trojan man

[  ]07 = Barney the dinosaur

[  ]08 = a e

[  ]09 = a star

[  ]10 = a bag of weed

[  ]11 = my lover

[  ]12 = a glass of milk

[  ]13 = a horse

[  ]14 = a lesbian

[  ]15 = a stripper

[  ]16 = a pickle

[  ]17 = a jew

[  ]18 = a homo

[  ]19 = an orange

[  ]20 = my mom

[  ]21 = a homeless guy

[  ]22 = a

[  ]23 = my crush

[  ]24 = an easter egg

[  ]25 = a jar of honey

[  ]26 = a

[  ]27 = a bowl of cereal

[  ]28 = a french fry

[  ]29 = your dealer

[  ]30 = Paris Hilton

[  ]31 = your grandma

 

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing:

[X]White = because I love

[  ]Black = because I'm y as hell

[  ]Pink = because the lil people told me to

[  ]Blue = because I have AMAZING s

[  ]Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous

[  ]Polka Dots = because I hate my life

[  ]Purple = because I'm gay

[  ]Gray = because I got dared

[  ]Other = because that's how I roll

[  ]Green = because I'm good in bed

[  ]Orange = because I smoke crack

[  ]Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose

[  ]Brown = because I had to 

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IreneStories
#1
hahaha well at first it makes you think it's your hot boyfriend who smoked with the dog... but then it says "because I'm gay" so that makes it you who smoked with the dog I guess... XD
CherryChocol8
#2
wait.... did I or did my hot boyfriend smoke with the dog? XD One could get mistaken over it xP
CherryChocol8
#3
Whahaha!!!! Listen what I got, you're going to wet your pants! (okay, maybe not... >.<)<br />
"I'm a hot-bare footed prep with a hot boyfriend who smoked with a dog because I'm gay"<br />
LOL, where did the sense go? xD It's completely illogical!