What Race Am I? (I stole this from someone)

British
[] you drink a lot of tea.
[] you know what a brolly is.
[] deal or no deal has taken over your life.
[ ] you wanted ben to win x factor.
[] you use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[X] fish and chips are yummy.
[X] you can eat a full english breakfast.
[] you dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] it's football... not soccer.

total: 2

Australian
[  ] you wear flip flops all year.
[  ] you call flip flops thongs, not flip flops.
[  ] you love a backyard barbie.
[X] you know a barbie is not a doll.
[X] you love the beach.
[X] sometimes you swear without realizing.
[  ] you're a sports fanatic.
[X] you are tanned.
[  ] you're a bit of a bogan.
[  ] you have an australian something.

total: 4

Italian
[] the sopranos is a great show.
[X] your last name ends in a vowel.
[X] your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[] you know how a real meatball tastes.
[] you know italian songs.
[X] you have dark hair and dark eye color.
[] you speak some italian.
[X] you are under 5'10''.
[] you know what a italian horn is.
[X] pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world.
[] you talk with your hands.

total: 5

Spanish
[] you say member instead of remember.
[] you speak spanish or some.
[X] you like tacos.
[] yoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[X] you are dark skinned.
[X] you know what a puta is.
[X] you talk fast occasionally.
[X] you have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[] you know what platanos are.

total: 5

Russian
[] you say villain as: vee-lon.
[] you get short tempered.
[] you know of somebody named natasha.
[X] you get cold easily.
[] rain is fun for you.
[] you get into contests all the time.
[] you can easily make do with the cold weather.

total: 1

Irish
[] you think beer is the best.
[] you have a bad temper.
[] your last name starts with a mc, murph, o', fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[] you have blue or green eyes.
[X] you like the color green.
[] you have been to a st. paddy's day party.
[] you have a family member from ireland.
[] you have red hair.
[] you have/had freckles.
[X] your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.

total: 2

African American
[] you say nigga/nukka casually
[] you have nappy hair.
[X] you like rap.
[] you know how to shoot a gun.
[] you think president george walker bush is racist.
[X] you like chicken.
[X] you like watermelon.
[] you can dance.
[]  you can 'sing' gospel.

total: 3

Asian
[X] you have slanty/small eyes.
[X] you like rice a lot.
[X] you are good at math.
[X] you have played the piano.
[X] you have family from asia.
[X] you laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[] most people think you're chinese.
[X] you call hurricanes typhoons.
[] you go to baulko.

total: 7

German
[] you like bread.
[X] you think german chocolate is good.
[]you speak some german.
[] you know what schnitzel is.
[X] you went to preschool.
[X] you're over 5'2

total: 3

Canadian
[] you like/play/played hockey.
[] you love beer.
[] you say eh.
[] you know what poutine is.
[] you speak some french.
[] you love tim horton's.
[X] at one point you lived in a farm house.
[X] you watch/watched degrassi.

total: 2

I'm Asian!!! ^.^V

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