British

[ ] you drink a lot of tea.

[ ] you know what a brolly is.

[ ] deal or no deal has taken over your life. 

[ ] you wanted ben to win x factor.

[x] you use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."

[x] fish and chips are yummy. 

[x] you can eat a full english breakfast.

[x] you dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.

[x] it's football... not soccer.

 

total: 5

 

Australian

[  ] you wear flip flops all year. 

[  ] you call flip flops thongs, not flip flops.

[  ] you love a backyard barbie.

[ ] you know a barbie is not a doll.

[ ] you love the beach. 

[ ] sometimes you swear without realizing. 

[x ] you're a sports fanatic.

[x] you are tanned.

[  ] you're a bit of a bogan. 

[  ] you have an australian something. 

 

total: 2

 

Italian

[  ] the sopranos is a great show.

[ ] your last name ends in a vowel.

[ ] your grandmother makes her own sauces.

[x] you know how a real meatball tastes.

[ ] you know italian songs.

[x] you have dark hair and dark eye color.

[x] you speak some italian.

[x] you are under 5'10''.

[  ] you know what a italian horn is.

[x] pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world.

[x] you talk with your hands.

 

total: 6

 

Spanish

[  ] you say member instead of remember.

[x] you speak spanish or some.

[x] you like tacos. 

[  ] yoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.  

[x] you are dark skinned.

[x] you know what a puta is.

[  ] you talk fast occasionally.

[x] you have had highlights or have dyed your hair.

[  ] you know what platanos are.

 

total: 3

 

Russian

[  ] you say villain as: vee-lon.

[x] you get short tempered.

[x] you know of somebody named natasha.

[x] you get cold easily.

[x] rain is fun for you. 

[  ] you get into contests all the time.

[ ] you can easily make do with the cold weather.

 

total: 4

 

Irish

[ ] you think beer is the best.

[x] you have a bad temper. 

[ ] your last name starts with a mc, murph, o', fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y. 

[  ] you have blue or green eyes.  

[ ] you like the color green. 

[  ] you have been to a st. paddy's day party. 

[  ] you have a family member from ireland. 

[  ] you have red hair.

[  ] you have/had freckles.

[  ] your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.

 

total: 1

 

African American

[  ] you say nigga/nukka casually

[  ] you have nappy hair.

[x] you like rap.

[x] you know how to shoot a gun. a watergun, sure~

[  ] you think president george walker bush is racist. 

[x] you like chicken.

[x] you like watermelon.

[x] you can dance.

[ ]  you can 'sing' gospel.

 

total: 5

 

Asian

[x] you have slanty/small eyes.

[ ] you like rice a lot.  sometimes i think my family does not know there are other staples in the world

[x] you are good at math. hate it, but good at it

[  ] you have played the piano.

[x] you have family from asia. you don't say?

[x] you laugh sometimes covering your mouth.

[ ] most people think you're chinese.

[ ] you call hurricanes typhoons. 

[  ] you go to baulko.

 

total: 3

 

German

[x] you like bread.

[x] you think german chocolate is good. good? it is heavenly *_*

[x] you speak some german.

[x] you know what schnitzel is.

[x] you went to preschool. 

[ ] you're over 5'2

 

total: 5

 

Canadian

[  ] you like/play/played hockey. 

[  ] you love beer.

[x] you say eh. 

[  ] you know what poutine is. 

[x] you speak some french. 

[  ] you love tim horton's. 

[  ] at one point you lived in a farm house.

[  ] you watch/watched degrassi.

 

total: 2

 

well. apparently, i'm italian. i wish.

 

 

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