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okay okay. dedicated to my beautiful sister/bestie -> strawberryjacuzzi

 

 MMKAY so this is how it goes. there is this conference shizz going on at the church at our school and there are pastors from all over mah country doing this conference thing fer like one week, and let's not forget about Mr. Berry (berry tall) he is american :D anyways, there is this pastor's son. he is half japanese. OKAY OKAY SO HE LOOKS. uhmmm.... OKAY. madara lang ang face, CARRYBELLS. (< meaning his looks can be carried, it sounds weird but, it's a bisaya expression what can we do?) okay, fine, he looks cute gwapo handsome  attractive let's just say. but it's not totally die-hard erhmahgerd gorgeousness. SAKTO LANG (

(lezz juz call him kamiblabla since his japanese name is so freaking long and i dont wanna mention his first name. and shizz laik dat.)

1.  "Dude, can I borrow a pen.?" KAMIBLABLA asks,

(and i was all like HE IS TALKING TO ME) and I took my pens out: DUMBLEDORE, SIRIUS BLACK, and THE DARK LORD. (deal with it i like naming inanimate objects!)

and I handed them to him to let him choose which one he wanted. and he was like

"I ASKED FOR A PEN. SINGULAR. meaning one." 

and i was like "HELL NO BETCH. I KNOW MY FREAKING GRAMMAR. BETCH, IT'S THE ONLY LANGUAGE I CAN SPEAK FLUENTLY."

KIDDING!!!!!!

what i actually said> "I'm just letting you choose which one you want, and maybe they won't work out well for you, betch.  

 

2. "I HAVE THIS STRANGE ADDICTION WITH EUROPE. I WANNA GO THERE, I ONLY SEE PICTURES IN THE INTERENET." says my "bestfriend" Michael Jordan (

and i was like "HEY! MJ, my cousins are from ITALY you should see them some time :)" a

nd here comes KAMIBLABLA -_-

"WELL, IF THEY ARE LIKE YOU, THEN I DON'T WANNA SEE THEM! hehehe jk".

and i was like " NO BETCH."

kidding again.

what i actually said > "OUCH. THAT ACTUALLY HURT." a

nd he was like hehehe just kidding (

"WAIT NO, WHAT I MEANT WAS IF THEY LOOK LIKE YOU I WOULDN'T WANT TO MEET THEM."

and i was like BETCH I WASNT TALKING TO YOU!. 

and i was like "I WASN'T EVEN TALKING TO YOU! IN THE FIRST PLACE I WAS TALKING TO MJ!."

 I KNOW I'M FREAKING FUGLY (x) beware BUT WHAT THE HELL MAN YOU HURT MY FEELINGS TTuTT

 

3. My bestfriend (biginshattest) dropped her pen during class. she was seated behind KAMIBLABLA.

so she stands up going to pick up her pen.

then KAMIBLABLA picks it up for her. (

NOT!

he picks it up and my bestie was going to get it from him but all he does is, THROW THE PEN BEHIND HIM. THROW THE PEN ON HER DESK. NOT PLACE. NOT GIVE. NOT TOSS. FREAKING THROWS THE PEN AT HER DESK.

 

4. He was asked by the 3rd year students "which class do you like more 3rd year or 4th year?"

KAMIBLABLA enters my class and says

"WAIT! I LIKE 3rd year better because 4th year are gross."

AND I WAS LIKE NO! AT LEAST WE DON'T BRING FREAKING C****MS TO SCHOOL. BETCH.

 

5. OUT OF NOWHERE HE SAYS THIS

"you know i find it weird because i only do 50 situps a day but i have large abs."

and i was FUDGE YOU! FUDGE YOU!. NO BODY FREAKING ASKED. YOU LANKY STICK! i'd rather my dirty toe then believe your arrogance. UGH PASIKATOONNNNNN (show-off) I BET 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 US DOLLARS. MINHO IS WAY HOTTER PSh. 

 

IMAGINE! THE NERVE  ><" and we only met 2 days ago and this is how he acts. UGH. my friends this attractive guy became unattractive just in a matter of minutes.