Me and Mpreg

 when I see an interesting fic:

 

 

Later on when I see the mpreg tag:

 

"Omg no."

 

 

Mpreg and me? Nope. I am overltly repulsed by it same way others are subconsciously shying away from fantasy. We just don't match. I've read mpreg before and I didn't like it but I could tolerate it until more and more writers have begun to lean toward it. Not just in the yunjae fandom honestly, mpreg is contageous in my other fandoms too. Just the thought of a baby coming out of a man's butthole is just....No. Can you imagine the horror of the child when he grows up and realizes he was 9 months inside intestines swimming in poop....

POOP

POOP 

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

I am obviously a fantasy writer and I can make a magical -man/creature where he can have a magical baby in a different sack inside his belly for nine months without poop...I can make him into someone who doesn't poop too(or someone who poops glitter like edward cullen. *laughs*).....And in all honesty, mpreg is fictitious but so is everything else I write about and mpreg has this guy:

Then again, this guy was a woman and he decided to keep his ! So he's a guy with a . Last time I checked the M/M genre doesn't want s...That's why it's M/M...

My point is, mpreg needs to be explained to me in a "why did he become pregnant when he neither have nor eggs?" kind of way....It's not something I can accept just by saying "he got pregnant, deal with it." 

I've always said I hate angst, I hate fluff and I hate mpreg. I hate reading angst but I might write it in the future. I like reading fluff but I don't like writing it. I hate mpreg and will neither read nor write it (unless someone asked for a review of their mpreg fic then I will be compelled to and I'll try my best not to make biased opines)

To say the least, mpreg's not my thing same way as fantasy's not everybody else's slice of cake, or piece of pie, or cup of tea....whatever....

Have a nice day. :D

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kazemomo #1
my reasonable thoughts about how the baby comes out is from c-sections. and if it's not magical creatures or spells in it or anything mythically magical, then there should be no baby. unless your dna was altered somehow. then there might be a baby when there is no magic or mythical creatures.
kazemomo #2
my reasonable thoughts about how the baby comes out is from c-sections. and if it's not magical creatures or spells in it or anything mythically magical, then there should be no baby. unless your dna was altered somehow. then there might be a baby when there is no magic or mythical creatures.
jessy_yu_ri
#3
nah.. Sometimes i think about that too.. -_-
harmoniaaurora
#4
'or someone who poops glitter like
edward cullen'
Haha :D I adore you ♥
Actually, I don't really mind mpreg. But now that you mention poop, I kind of... Er... It's just gross. Hehe. Nice post ☺
BabyBlueCherry #5
oh great now u mention about baby swim in pool of poop....oh gosh *shiffer*
UknowMi
#6
Aigoo uri cute unnie in the house again XD