Hey what's up you guys? So today I'm gonna teach you how to be cool

1. You need a cool pair of sunglasses

Every cool kid has them I mean look you can't see my eyes. You don't know what I'm thinking, where I'm looking, am I sad or am I happy. Nope I'm just cool. And with different pairs of sunglasses come with different personalities. 

Personality of I don't give a . Seriously if you don't give a then your cool. 

2. Next thing you need is a large amount of apple products. Because everybody knows if you have an apple product your cool. And your way better than PC (Peice of crap) 

3. Going on to style you'll need cool looking bracelets. Everybody knows that bracelets are cool. I'm not that cool because I'm not wearing twenty. Cause wearing twenty is just so cool. 

4. Next thing you need to know is that cool kids go to parties. And once you go to a party you have to once agian act like you don't . you have to act like:

Sup I don't like you, you don't like me let's party.

And everyone will be like this:

Gasp he's so cool!

When friends call you:

Hey want to hang out?

You'll respond like this:

Whatever.

Answer whatever for anyhting and you'll be automatically cool. But being cool is an artform it's something you have to learn no one is born with it. Trust me I know things and stuff. Well that's it!

                                                                   Mkaybye!