The first tear

So they say the first tear determines what type of crying your doing. The right side is joy and the left side is pain. I don't cry often but I notice my first tear is usually the left side. And I just find it weird. After learning this I began to pay attention when people cry. And I notice this one girl (who was always crying mind you) always had a tear fall on the right side. Me being who I am I usually ask what's wrong (even if I don't know the person) and try to comfort them. Well when I asked she gave me a dirty look. Now I don't take offence I just think maybe she doesn't wanna say after all I don't know her that well. But the next thing she does is slap me. And im like hold up this . So I beat her and im just sitting in the office fuming. I come to find out that she had asked a guy friend of mine out. And he said no because he liked me. And so she purposely started 'crying' because she knew i'd go help her. The moral of this is .. don't approach people who cry from the right side first unless you know them ._. Just thought i'd share ~

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Cheesezard
#1
O________O That sly, wicked girl has some good, evil ideas but seriously, that's even for me too much! You've done the right thing - show her who's the boss! >:OOO
Honestly, all just because a guy *rolles eyes* but he's cool ;D
And thanks for that advice! :DD
purple_rain
#2
I...am speachles?! What? Gosh, seriously this world is crazy! That's just absolutely crazy and that girl is the definition of evil, honestly. To think that there are people who would actually come up with such a plan... *sigh* Unbelievable~
Kittykatlovepooh #3
She slapped you because of a guy? I wouldn't just have beat her a**. I would have f**ked her life over. Then when we see each other in the streets beat her again. Then go to her house and beat her there again. Then I'd be all happy inside and HIGHFIVE my guy friend for saying no to such a b**ch. slaw a**.
MarkOppas
#4
Wow I never knew that and that girl is something... anyway that's cool to learn about the tear thing
Kitty_Min
#5
asdfghjkl.... Nooo...
I'm a right sider but i'm not such like this bishh.. :00..
how can she slap u just 'cause of this !? :0..
omfg ;000... i hate such dump girls ;0...
byuntae16
#6
what the?? she purposely cried because she now's you'll help her.. and you did,.. then she slap you??? ahh!! stupid quack!
and anyway thanks for sharing author-sshi
GenerationX
#7
what a b***h! what did she slap you for?!It's not your fault the guy likes you instead of her!
as for the tear thing, I've never heard of it before...
animefan
#8
greatest speech ever *claps for a while*
MaRiin
#9
Greatest life speech I have ever read *CLAP, CLAP, CLAP*