So, since I just went to Despicable me 2 a few days ago with my friends (because we're mature like that) and I realized that the toys going with the McDonald's Happy Meal are Despicable Me's minions, I just had to get one. So I went crazy in the McDonald's and ordered twenty Happy Meals. Okay, I was kidding about the last sentence. I jsut happened to go shopping with my mother, and she was hungry and wanted McDonalds, so we went to one and I wanted a Happy Meal (because, you know, minions). So I was happy when I got my Happy Meal with the pretty box (I sound so much like a little child right now, sigh. Why am I writing this again) and I opened it.

Quess what I got?





A trunk.

This woman gave me a toy trunk!! What the?! Who ever wants a trunk in his Happy Meal?! Oh gosh this is outrageous! I mean you do not give little kids, and especially not me, a toy trunk! No, just no! I needed to call my little brother to ask him something for my mother and also told him about me buying a Happy Meal. Let me tell you how it roughly went:

Me: I got a Happy Meal!
Little brother: Yeah? Okay, congratulations.
Me: And guess what I got?
Little brother: Make it quick, I'm in a game right now.
Me: I got a trunk!!
Little brother: What the ?!
Me: Yeah! I wanted a minions toy and they gave me a toy trunk!!
Little brother: Okay, listen. This is what you got to do. Go to them and tell them your little sister wants another minions toy-
Me: DID YOU LISTEN TO ME?! I SAID I GOT A TOY TRUNK!! NO MINIONS, NOTHING!! THEY DIDN'T EVEN GIVE ME ANYTHING MINIONS-RELATED?! HOW THE HELL AM I GOING TO SAY MY LITTLE SISTER HAS THIS ONE ALREADY?!
Little brother: ...Not my problem. Bye.

So I ate eveything and then went to to ask the woman if they had everything else for me, because my little sister does not want this. The first thing she said was: 'Oh, you have this one already?' and I was like hell no girl, nobody wants this toy trunk! but I just smiled because that is just me. She then gave me the third one counting from the left:



I was like he's ugly and asked if she had another, but she was giving me this look like this is for you, isn't it? and just said 'No, I'm sorry, we don't'. So I just nodded and walked away. My mother and I then went to get something and then we passed another McDonald's, and my mother said 'Hey, you can try this one, if you don't like the one you've now'. I was like neh I'm fine with this one already, it resembles me but then I just thought okay, I'm already this pathetic so why not. So my mother waited outside while I went inside, and I saw the line of people waiting so I thought let's be smart and ask someone who is cleaning tables. This woman was like girl don't disturb me I'm cleaning right now and she told me to go in line. I sighed but walked back to the front, and saw that there were not much people anymore, and some woman (yes, a woman yet again) looked at me and asked me if she could help me. I was like 'yeah I've this toy my little sister already has and she wants to have another one so I'm here to see if I can exchange it for another one' and she was like what is she talking about? She gave me this confused look, then took my toy and went to the back and came back moments later with the middle one (with the red thing in his hand) and said this is all we have. I was like girl give me it so I can hide it in my bag now.

I walked out of the McDonald's and guess what? My mother was talking with my uncle and aunt and cousin. They all looked at me and my cousin was giving me his judging look while wearing that stupid grin that my little brother also always gave me and you know what? My mother told me her daughter went inside the McDonald's to get a minions toy. My life is lovely. From all the possible times, they had to come to Rotterdam at that moment and cross roads with us. That is just my luck, people, just my luck. That sneeky cousin is around the same age as my little brother and of course he goes telling my little brother right away that I was spending time in McDonald's trying to get a minions toy.

Really. Was it worth it? I do not even know anymore. I just thought it would be fun to have one, and then I got that toy trunk and that just crushed my pride because I did not just ordered  Happy Meal only to get a toy trunk! And then everything else happened. Oh, on a sidenote, while I was eating McDonald's outside, there was this red Lambourgini just in front and everyone was like taking pictures and all. It was reeeeeeeeeally weird. I mean who comes getting some McDonald's take-away with their Lambourgini? And really, today must have been one of the weirdest days in my life. I just needed to let this out.

Okay, off to make some dinner!

(For those who are asking themselves whether this is the real me: Yes, this is me. I mean weird like this. I am the dumb shy girl who cannnot take it when life fools around with her. Okay, yes, I am just a child at heart that really likes animated movies.)