After a at least 25 years old guy asked me in the subway if I want to go eat ice-cream with him ("chocolate and vanilla!!") I questioned myself four things.

A) What kind of a 25 year old guy goes on dates into an ice-cream store?!

B) Does he seriously think I'd say yes? Like, in this universe?

C) Do I look like I need ice-cream so badly?

D) ...after all, do I look that extremely old?? (just as a note, I just turned fifteen.)

Well, and after a 15 years old guy stared at me in the bus for like...well a long time, the questioning went on.

A) Do I have anything in my face?

D) Does he kinda...see my bra or anything?!

And, after a little check up that proved both wasnt the case:

C) ...is he ing stupid or something?

I mean really, whats wrong today???

Well, it was fun though..exept from those two....weirdos.