Himchan came home one night, seemingly PMSing more than usual. 

 

"We need to write a song about coffee," he announces, because he's been on coffee withdrawals, which were instituted by the members for their own safety. Himchan's flirting is relentless when he is over-caffeinated.

 

Yongguk agrees, since it's the least he can do, because he really only took the coffee away to prevent Himchan from seducing anyone but him. 

 

Youngjae supports the idea because he received effective advice from his umma on how to distract Daehyun from his cheesecake, and his awkward, self-appointed cameraman duties. Agreeing will be his payment. 

 

Daehyun agrees, mostly because it's one of the few of Himchan's ideas that Yongguk and Youngjae didn't shoot down upon hearing it.

 

Other such acceptable ideas include various places Himchan has suggested in which the parental couple should have , and places to hide the cheesecake from Daehyun. 

 

The other members actually took great interest in the former, for they could learn of the places they needed to avoid for the next few weeks. Recently, they had dubbed the balcony off-limits. Daehyun found more interest in the latter, so he wouldn't suffer without his beloved dessert. 

 

Zelo accepts the idea because Yongguk does, and suggests they rap about cherry tomatoes and blinking somewhere in the song, while Jongup has distracted himself with Himchan's hair by petting it repeatedly. He doesn't really know what's going on. 

 

Yongguk mumbles something incoherent, and Himchan drags him off into the next room.

 

They didn't see them again until morning.

 

The End. 

 

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You should know, I probably drank something funny before I wrote this.