So... I'm at my friends house. And she's on the computer ignoring me, so I look at her computer and she's on AFF, so I go on AFF too and I message her... No reply.

so I try calling my friend. And I call other people. And no one picks up. And I think that I am forever alone, because the rest of the people in my contacts are random shiz people that I don't even like... So I thought about Ryan Higa. And his forever alone video. And I became sadder. But I'm really actually not sad. I'm bored.

Sorry for waiting your time if you even read this, so I will add:

One day a buffalo rolled out of the dump with a banana peel that the wolf slipped on causing the black pearl to be sold. Therefore, the fat elephant ate the banana and bought the black pearl. Chanyeol was riding the elephant.